Andrea

@andreakremer

Democracy enjoyer, blue-state coastal elite, professional empathy practitioner, separation of church and state enthusiast, erstwhile music maven, daydream believer, homecoming queen.

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Andrea@andreakremer· Jul 7

Pete Holmes: "Here's everything." Yep, pretty much.

Everybody has the same fucking ugly spider eyeball phone. Everybody's just getting the Max, the 2,800-hour battery life. Get all that shit out of here. The iPhone Air is the first iPhone I've seen in a very long time that looks like Steve Jobs had a say. Everything else is just Apple playing catch-up with Android, Apple mimicking something they saw Google do or whoever, and giving us a bunch of stuff we don't need. And the flex is that it has a short battery life. You see my phone and you go, “Pete must not be on his phone much.”

There was a time when Apple was trying to make the 11-inch laptop. They were trying to make the future. They were trying to have things look clean. And now it's just, “Here's everything.” You look like you work in Silicon Valley. You look like you're a programmer. I want to look like I'm in Blade Runner.

Andrea@andreakremer· Jun 24

Algorithm just trolling me at this point

Am I looking for a job in Skye? Isn’t everyone?

Andrea@andreakremer· Jun 19

This was the post in my feed right above yours.

Andrea@andreakremer· Jun 19

I put my old lock screen back.

Andrea@andreakremer· Jun 12

Indeed, total collapse!

Andrea@andreakremer· Jun 4

Every time I think I’ve seen the dumbest WITH A B fucking thing I’ve ever seen, there’s a new one.

Andrea@andreakremer· May 15

Andrea@andreakremer· May 3

Please everyone go watch "Mr. Nobody Against Putin" immediately. The filmmaker risked his life to make this incredible document. I want it to have been worth it.

Screenshot from the film: "And in Russia, you never know what kind of danger you might face."

Screenshot from the film: "If you see this mine, walk around it."

Screenshot from the film: "if you live in our country and don't love it, you're a parasite. Leave."

Screenshot from the film: "The 2nd place for 'Grenade Throwing, Age Category 15-16 years."

Andrea@andreakremer· May 3

Couple things: 1. toning the rhetoric way down, I see; 2. "in what some would call a War" feels like teeing something up.

Andrea@andreakremer· Apr 29

Ironically, Iran DID sign a non-nuclear deal, FOR a nice guy.

Andrea@andreakremer· Apr 28

This ghoul has a… painting? photo? …of a purported serious attempt to assassinate him, hanging in the hallway in the White House?

Andrea@andreakremer· Apr 26

This is gross.

Headline from the Washington Post 4/26 at 12:43 am:
Trump says he sees shootings as a reflection of his impact
“I hate to say I’m honored,” the president says of his repeated brushes with violence.

Andrea@andreakremer· Apr 17

Tonight Stephanie Ruhle noted that “the pope isn’t backing down” and I was like uhhhhhh

Andrea@andreakremer· Apr 3

This man is an actual genius.

Andrea@andreakremer· Mar 22

Andrea@andreakremer· Feb 28

Uh huh

Andrea@andreakremer· Feb 19

There's a lot... happening... in this amazon ad for a striped sweater.

Andrea@andreakremer· Feb 15

Donald Trump is a human trafficker, just like his late best friend.

Andrea@andreakremer· Feb 9

Well that’s what you get for watching Kid Rock, you putz. Shoulda watched Bad Bunny, he was amazing!

Andrea@andreakremer· Jan 31

NARRATOR: America was doing fascism.

Andrea@andreakremer· Jan 27

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