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Andrew@andrewbub· 28d

When did they start putting words on SweetTarts?

Uh sweettarts with the words “epic” on one and “head” on the other

Andrew@andrewbub· 28d

May 26th? Dang Anyway I finished the drawing without poking myself in the eye (yet)

It’s uh, it’s… non-legally actionable cartoon rendition of Mobster Man doing a classic Bat Man pose, ehhhayyy madon

Andrew@andrewbub· 28d

I hope they hired a human artist and they paid that human artist and the human artist said “who cares what a cherry tree actually looks like? Fuckit I still got paid…”

Promotional artwork from the hbo show Life Larry and the Pursuit of unhappiness” in which Larry David is depicted as George Washington having cut down a cherry tree

Come on
That is not a cherry tree
That’s a fucking pine tree with some cherries thrown around it

Andrew@andrewbub· Jul 11

wondering what kind of trouble i can get into with this

screenshot for the packaging for Compound W's Nitro Freeze "Skin Tag Remover"

Andrew@andrewbub· Jul 6

Eets yor mum's enale beeds, mate hashtag "Chuck it in me dumpah!"

screenshot of a photo for an article with the headline "Australia reveals likely origin of mysterious 'space balls' found on beaches"
The image is of a lovely sandy beach, waves retreating in the background, but a large plastic looking ball is slightly buried in the sand. There are protrusions out of 2 ends of the ball as though they were linked together with other balls. If the one before it was small and the one after was larger, eet's yeh mum's enale beeds, mate, chucked right outta huh dumpahhhh

Andrew@andrewbub· Jul 3

Best choice of image for this article, kudos!

Screenshot from a headline aggregator that is sharing the story “Mitch McConnell remains under medical care”
The image is of 4 men in a row, ant a ground breaking ceremony, the men are shown roughly from the waist up, they are all dressed in suits. The thing is… the man furthest to the right of frame has his ceremonial shovel held about head high, dirt falling from it… you can’t even see Mitch McConnell in the image… just a man with a shovel, dropping some dirt

Andrew@andrewbub· Jul 2

Screen shot of a photo and a headline. The photo has Spencer Pratt sitting in some tv studio wearing a light colored suit, counting in his fingers as if to make some kind of point. Back in the day he was known for having what many called a “creepy, flesh colored beard” and now he just has a swollen face for some reason. The other photo in the headline is of actress Daveigh Chase in a black lacy outfit and shoulder length blonde hair. The headline is
Spencer Pratt says Daveigh Chase Died Because ‘Nobody was willing to drag her to rehab”. Article is from the website complex dot com.
So like, Pratt wasn’t an actor or anything, he was just some rich piece of shit in the Hollywood hills area, fuck does he know about anything?

Andrew@andrewbub· Jun 27

Screen grab from the movie UHF. It’s a scene at a dining room table in probably a mid century modern suburban home outside of Burbank California. Weird Al is at the table and had sculpted his mashed potatos into an attempt at Devil’s Tower in a parody of a scene from the movie Close Encounters. At the bottom of the image is the phrase:
“this is Important. This means something”
And it’s true

Andrew@andrewbub· Jun 23

Settle down, Yami

Screen shot of my inbox where I got an email from Yami declaring that “Your Perks Just Got Perkier!”
And then it says I get $5 off. What a waste of perky/perkier. Five bucks off? Come on

Andrew@andrewbub· Jun 22

Screen shot of a headline tile from the Yahoo News aggregator. It's an Image of the ... performer(?) Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo with the headline:
"Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo say their divorce 'isn't what you guys think it is'

in a reaction to the previous image we have the meme-ified scene from the television show Mad Men in which the character Don Draper devastatingly responds to another character with the line:
"I don't think about you at all."

Andrew@andrewbub· Jun 19

When’d they put a line out there dividing the U.S. and Canada?

A photo from out the window of an airplane passing by. Below there are landmasses and a body of water. Through the body of water there appears to be a dark line as though an invisible border was now visible because we decided we should be ruled over by incompetence and idiots, rabid ignorance hellbent in ruining the world in the hopes of gaining better real estate in the kingdom of Heaven

Andrew@andrewbub· Jun 16

There’s no marshmallow in this, it’s just goo. It’s not even good goo, it’s like a cheap American imitation of Cadbury goo. Even though it says “marshmallow flavored filling” is it really the “flavor” that we want with a marshmallow or is it the texture? At least the goo in the lava one is good

A photo of a hand holding a variant form of Reese’s Big Cup confection. The bright orange wrapper proudly declares in big white chubby font “Marshmallow” and in smaller text says “milk chocolate and peanut butter with marshmallow flavored filling”

Andrew@andrewbub· May 15

Andrew@andrewbub· May 14

That sucks (And on top of that… when you click on the link to read about it on the news site, there’s a huge ad for generating ai images on the top of the article. I closed it and went there 5 times and it’s populating an ad for ai image generators each time 😬)

Andrew@andrewbub· May 13

Why not just give him all the money? All money is now his money, he just lets us use it. "All is yours now, Special Papa! We will rename money, for you, oh King..." (and then, when the prophecy is again unfulfilled, all his followers either willingly take themselves off the board or it's legal to k

THumbnail from a slideshow of headlines aggregated by Yahoo in which The Independent reports that the DOJ considers settling Trump's $10 billion IRS lawsuit.
Just rename the dollar after him, call them Donald Dollars or something like that. Give him a crown. Seat him at the throne and await God's judgement. Get that grand holy war going, time is money and all money is his, for he shall be left behind when you ascend, for he is corrupt and full of sin and yet you, his faithful servant only do so knowing that your actions are the key to heaven

Andrew@andrewbub· May 12

What the hell are those autoresponses?! Google actually thinks I want to reply with that??

A person emailed with “I can squeeze it!” And the suggested responses from Gmail are “Of course you can!” And “Glad you like them!”

I was simply asking the artist if there was room to add an additional line of text in a word balloon and Gmail is over here thinkin TIDDDDDDDAYSS

Andrew@andrewbub· Apr 23

Wow, didn’t expect this Duolingo lesson about expressing aspects of one’s depression

Screen cap of a Duolingo lesson in which we learn to say: “I don’t want to go to work” in Japanese. “Shigoto ni ikita kunai des”

Screen cap of a Duolingo lesson in which we learn to say: “Today I want to sleep a lot” in Japanese. “Kyou wa takusan netai des”

Screen cap of a Duolingo lesson in which we learn to say: “I want to eat sweet stuff” in Japanese. “Amai mono ga tabetai des”

Andrew@andrewbub· Apr 15

I thought this was a before & after photo

screen cap of a headline about 2 members of congress working to get a pair of sexual predators removed from congress. There are 2 images behind the headline, both of women with dark eyes and dark straight hair, one is younger and one is older. It's ironic in a way because the younger Congresswoman, Ana Paulina Luna, is a Trump supporter. THey only want to remove the low hanging fruit sexual predators, the big one they continue to prop up

Andrew@andrewbub· Apr 3

Hmm, a company I've never interacted with in a field I have no interest in is now emailing me? Why hath mine algo failed me so?

screenshot of an email inbox with one email singled out. It's from Polymarket with the subject line "Who Will Trump Fire Next?" The mouse pointer is highlighting the sendeer to show it is from the actual company and not your regular spam pretending to be a company.

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 24

yeah no shit dude what did you think was going to happen?

an image of Alan Ritchson and the headline "Man allegedly beaten up by actor says 'he kicked the crap out of me'"

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 22

so the headline draws you in, and as you scroll down the listilce you find:

Screen shot of the text "The song I can no longer listen to
Lola by the Kinks came up on a Spotify playlist, and I thought the lyrics were gross and transphobic. I like their early music, but I was really taken aback at how unevolved the lyrics are. "

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 21

Were they worried people would throw the cans?

Henry Rollins threatening to smash a member of the crowd in the head with a mic stand after that crowd member threw a beer can that struck Henry in the face during a Black Flag show in I dunno Germany or something

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 18

I’m sorry the art of what?

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 15

Search your camera roll for Hell

Screen capped ad from March of 2020 in which a man wearing a towel as a cape and a t-shirt that reads “ask me about my butthole” stands with one foot resting on the lid of a closed toilet. Text to the left of him reads “OH SHIT! The world is running out of toilet paper”

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 12

I'm guessing they just grabbed any old, and I mean "old", pic for the thumbnail? Looking very plush, like a ripe tomato, instead of his usual sun-dried tomato

screen grab of an article from the Yahoo new aggregator. President Trump is featured, doing his classic "me pointy" move. Thing is, he looks strange. His hair is too dark. It's quite orange. His face looks more full, plump even. He has a normal amount of bronzer on, you can tell by the white around his eyes. he doesn't currently look like this

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 5

Something about a guy in a tricorn hat “repairing” an ATM… makes me think maybe don’t use that ATM

I don’t know if he’s like Paul Recere or a pirate or what. Guy in a tricorn hat working in an ATM. Those rando ATMs are sis to begin with

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 5

Goway, I’m

Baiten
It says baiten
It’s the menu for a Japanese restaurant named Baiten

Andrew@andrewbub· Mar 3

I did see this at the store the other day

Photo of a horizontal box with a clear plastic window across the front to show the three figures inside. An extra wide Batman, Robin whom is girl, and the Mutant Leader, who is ghastly white and has big ol salami areolas

Andrew@andrewbub· Feb 19

looner. Daring. One small kerning mistake away from boner

A tall, slender beverage can, excessive cream spilling out from the top, scoops of ice cream piled about the base. The name of the company is “looner” but the thing is, with the lover see l and the o next to it, it almost says “boner”. Perhaps is was by design? The presentation of the can, the cream, it’s perhaps phallic in presentation?

Andrew@andrewbub· Feb 9

huh I wonder who this company is targeting with this ad?