Andrew Cinema

@andrewcinema

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Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· 19d

Walenski in Dark City, explaining how they're all in an alien zoo.

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· 21d

A most regal day

Ernie, a tuxedo cat who has turned somewhat red in his old age, enjoys a sun beam earlier today.

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· 22d

OK... why does @recursionpharma.bsky.social have nearly the same logo as my union/guild @icglocal600.bsky.social ??

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· 27d

Sorry, trying to delete...

Looming, menacing Michelin Man asking "Do you wanna know how I got these stars?"

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· 29d

Well there's your problem

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jul 12

Just one more thing...

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jul 2

A man needs to have standards

An Uncrustables treat wrapper with the crust torn off

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jul 1

(Not mine, don't know the source unfortunately)

Are you watching Point Break or The Fast and the Furious?

Decision tree

Is the hero a puckish young FBI agent?
Does he deduce that extreme sportsmen are responsible for a rash of crimes?
Does he track them by going undercover to take part in the sport?
Does he initially target the wrong set of criminals?
Does the gang blow his cover and then coerce him into helping with one last iob'?
Does he bond with the mcin criminal over shrimp in a beach restaurant?
Does he fall in love with a waitress in the villains' circle?
Does it go badly wrong, with half the gang getting badly wounded?
After this bloodbath does the hero let the villain go free at the end, like some massive idiot
s Vin Diesel in it?

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jun 28

Weeder wielding dual Pringle can light saber. He's not high.

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jun 27

a dumb fucken AI search result for "sloppy steaks" that reads:
Sloppy steaks are real and refer to thick, juicy cuts of steak that are presented in a messy or unrefined manner, often with juices or sauces running down the plate. They celebrate a rustic cooking style and focus on flavor rather than aesthetics.

ITYSL meme of Mr. Robinson asking "You sure about that?"

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jun 27

Casey Neistat @Casey
if you could be born at anytime in history when would it be?? explain

Casey Neistat @Casey
for me 1900; fight in WW1, roaring 20s, great depression, fight in WW2 then experience the 50s + 60s in my 50s and 60s, enjoy my twilight years with the modern conveniences of the 70s and die in the 80s before all this internet bullshit begins.

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jun 15

Rogan at the UFC event VS Jon Polito as the private detective in The Big Lebowski

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jun 14

Not sure this De'Aaron Fox contract extension is gonna pan out

2026- 27
ESTIMATE
$49,500,000

2027- 28
ESTIMATE
$53,460,000

2028- 29
ESTIMATE
$57,420,000

2029- 30
ESTIMATE
$61,380,000

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· Jun 1

Classic image of Nic Cage about to steal the constitution, as portrayed by The Simpsons.

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· May 27

For anyone who scrolled past or thought this was just about Lego, I subbed to his Patreon to check the followup videos and *spoilers* Reckless Ben is currently in Mexico to dodge a warrant. Dude is the real deal. Like if John Wilson also got arrested after standing up for the little guy.

"Well, I'm in Mexico now and the American
police have no authority here."

Lego Video Part 2

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· May 21

Hi yes I need one pair of adult men's tactical urban pants that tells people I'm more scared than I've ever been in my entire life.

Ad for pants. Shot of a man's waistband. He's putting a gun in there. Like that's where he keeps it. I guess because he's not wearing a belt and therefore can't use a holster. Or maybe the gun is keeping his pants up by adding to his waist?

There's a folded American flag in the background so I guess he served in The War.

"Stretch Sync Band

Navigate the concrete jungle with your urban armor for everyday adventures."

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· May 16

(Bumper sticker)

A Grogu skin is NOT
a birth defect

Bring home your
WHOLE Grogu ,
say NO to circumcision

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· May 16

POV: You made it to the end of the Scientology speedrun. It's a white walled room with this guy sitting in a backwards chair. Without blinking he whispers, "Are you guilty of any major crimes in this lifetime?" Somehow, the door you entered through is missing.

Four images of Travolta looking like if Fogell from Superbad grew up to be a libertarian law professor with a NYT opinion column.

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· May 6

Mark Rylance as billionaire tech ceo Peter Isherwell in Don't Look Up

Andrew Cinema@andrewcinema· May 6

Cleaning out my cold weather / rain gear bag from the car and I came across the crew shirt with the logo I designed while working on Ghostbusters Afterlife up in Calgary