Princess Consuela Bananahammock
@angrybitchflo
"I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you. Except for you Joey." Cross stitcher, photographer, musician, dog mom, Martha Stewart wannabee and failing miserably. I don't follow back.
I see this bullshit is starting again. Report and block. They seem to think it's okay to repost my stuff to get attention. It's NOT okay and I will report them EVERY DAMNED TIME. SCAMMERS!
My $4 panda bear from my thrift store run after running her through the washing machine. She smells good too, I threw baby powder scent beads in the load! Made her look classy with a faux LV scarf. Meet Amanda Panda!
All the lies and false promises and there are STILL people defending him...
These are all the companies/brands selling products that are contaminated thanks to TAYLOR FARMS. Why are we singling out Taco Bell? Remember back when Chi Chi's was bankrupted over this kind of thing, Taco Bell hit then too? Seems like this is a new style of targeted hate speech, doesn't it? 1/2
It's not everyday you go to Ollie's and find a crocheted taco keychain!
I've been rather fascinated recently by jumping spiders as pets, but they only live 2-3 years and I don't want to go through the heartache when one dies. There was a gal making all sorts of plushies and I had to grab this one! I need a name for it now.
My favorite time of year has arrived--farmer's market time!!! I was able to get more than I expected, wasn't sure how stocked they'd be because we had a cold, wet spring. I was not disappointed. Green beans, lettuce, tomato, onions and peaches!
This is as close as we get to celebrating today.
And since it doesn't look like the photo is working...let's try again!
Iced latte out of a carton. It works. Carmel machiatto!
I placed an order with Aldi today and decided to try this Caramel Machiatto. Before I opened it, I read it to see how long I had to use it up. Was NOT prepared for the warning... (as my sister used to say, it's on there because someone tried it 🤦♀️🤣)
I'm really looking forward to wearing this shirt on July 4th this year. Fuck 250 years.
Things are looking up @stamfordlola.bsky.social, I got the minion I wanted most!
This was one of my all time favorites! I was so sad when it was cancelled, it only lasted a spring replacement season. :(
I'm so tired of the misinformation regarding autism. I love that someone pointed this out!
Always fun when something you order that isn't exactly cheap arrives looking like this:
Made a run to the thrift store to drop off a few things. Decided to go in and look...found 3 nice cross stitch patterns for $1 each!! Price tags still on 2, looked the third up online. $48 worth of patterns for $3. Score!
Love this cross stitch pattern--and the QR code works too!!! Very clever.