I see Rick Scott is back in the news...

Glad things went well for the astronauts' return home! I was worried it could go badly for a minute.

Me to every single ICE officer and guard:

The President of the United States, everyone

Maybe used to build their HQ...

Oh yeah...

The whole Greenland faux argument that it's about protecting against China and Russia is so easily debunked because Russia wants the US to take Greenland to trash NATO. And they will help Vought and Miller, they said so

Everyone to Pete Hegseth

I got served this actual ad, and I swear I thought it was a satire piece about the Trump administration.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

This will end well.

Same vibe

Meanwhile

Ah, its that kind of tent...

JD Vance is the Beni of this administration. May he meet a similar end.