A Man Called Keith

@angryduck78

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A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· 2d

Professional eclipse photography. I think I'm doing it wrong.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· 13d

Just lookit: two different types of green goop. Other coloured stuff.

A close-up image of a needlessly complex dishwasher pouch thing. There are sections for powder as well as four different coloured liquids.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· 16d

You know that list of things you don't expect to find by your kitchen door when you get home from work?

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· 22d

Comedy gold from a local FB group.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jul 3

I've just had one of these l8ds. NGL, my hopes were not high with all the health connotations, but I have been disproved! It's actually really nice and refreshing, quite a subtle flavour. Noice, bordering on enjoyable. 4.8🦀

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 27

The steering wheel of a certain Ford Fiesta looking like Roland Rat.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 22

The interweb is sometimes weird

Bleats from unrelated people next to each other in my tl, all referring to gazpacho.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 21

Four hours later. Behold the beef!

The same beef joint four hours later, now at an internal temperature of 77°C.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 21

Happy day, the fathers. I am attempting to slow-roast all of the beefs for mine. So, CW meat and sorry to all the veggies.

A bed of chunky onion slices and garlic cloves in a roasting tray.

The same roasting tray, now with a reflecting pool of beef stock and a pan-seared beef joint. A thermal probe has been rudely inserted into the thickest part of the beef.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 14

Chester small drawers

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 13

Canadian energy⬇️

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 8

We don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine, quote post with yours if you feel like it

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 5

This is important.

An image of a computational fluid dynamics study of a standard, shorthaired Guinea pig.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 5

I have a broken nose zip? See The Science.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· Jun 4

Cambell

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 29

Well, I think professional rocket people usually prefer it when the fire only comes out of the bum end, but it looks to me like the fire came out of everywhere. Surprised by the need for the question, tbqhwy.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 28

L8ds, these are well nice.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 28

Done 😁 Tbh the Ghost one was frightening in its manufacture - literal chemical warfare precautions when handling the raw powder, but the end product is just a pleasant level 👍

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 26

These are a decent effort, and sort of have a Brannigan's feel to them

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 26

Temu there, advertising to all the trendy mens.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 23

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 20

Nicked from the Fairbourne railway on FB. A cat. Supervising on a steam train.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 10

Maybe we could start a service to help companies name their software. So that people like me don't feel the need to mock them.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 6

Yeah, I joined in with what all the cool kids are doing.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 6

The important difference between could and should.

A Man Called Keith@angryduck78· May 2

Tw: I don't even know what kind, but probably is for somebody. What, and I say this in the kindest possible way, the ever-loving ai-generated hellspawn fuck is that supposed to be, Temu? Sorry, I haven't alt texted, because how would I?