angrysunbird

@angrysunbird

Buffalo in an aqualung. British American Australian Kiwi. Used to do science, now does policy.

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angrysunbird@angrysunbird· 2d

If you ever find yourself in Singapore, head to the Gardens by the Bay, were the delightful ponds have been claimed as home by a family of Smooth-coated Otters. Watching them is a delight beyond imagining.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· 2d

I confirmed my account so I could post this so you all should be grateful. I bring you wild otters in Singapore.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· 3d

Black Panther looking in with a pained expression and the caption says “Wakanda nonsense is this?”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· 5d

An all time great post

An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself.
Apparition: "-and THIS is what you would be!"
Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!"
(both vanish)
You: Hey what the fuck

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Jul 13

Moira Brown seems all bubbly but that’s how she gets you

Rough made looking magazine, namely wasteland survival guide from Fallout 3.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Jun 28

Crocodile Dundee has no time for Pauline Hanson’s shit.

More from the AFR article:
"She's living in the past, obviously," Hogan told the The Australian Financial Review. He said he was merely one type of Australian, and it was ridiculous to suggest others needed to look or sound like him.
"I've always had a very simple rule: What makes a good Australian is wanting to be one."
"How can it be a monoculture? We're all migrants, except the Aboriginals, who as far as we know have been [in Australia] for 60,000 years!"
"I'm only here for my son. When he's settled, l can't wait to get back. I don't have a time scale, but I want to die in Australia - in a multicultural Australia!"

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Jun 25

See a crab, post a crab 🦀

A picture of a crab with and arrow shooting away, swinging around and coming through the other side. It is captioned “the crab cycle. There is one step, and it IS crab”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Jun 24

Four panel comic, first panel man stares in horror at computer, second joined by a horrified devil, third panel the are both joined by an angle also staring in horror at a computer. In the third panel it cuts two two agents, one from cia and one fbi. They are staring in horror at a computer screen.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Jun 16

Cat on a bed looking plaintively at photographer with the caption “but mooooooooom”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Jun 13

Admiral Akbar with a tarp saying “it’s a tarp”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· May 31

Car laughing captioned “hahaha”

Cat glaring “no”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· May 17

Post a meme made by you

Albatross looking at you with windswept look and caption from zoolander “Pretty sure theres a lot more to life than being really.really. ridiculously good looking.
And I plan on finding out what that is.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· May 5

Fuck fast food places.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Apr 28

Bugs bunny leaning on a western barn in cowboy hat with caption “me knowing replying to a stupid person on Twitter only makes things worse” then bugs in next caption has pointed a gun and fired “send tweet”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Apr 24

Gremlin in business clothes and glasses on phone saying “RIGHT NOW WE ARE ADVISING ALL OUR CLIENTS
TO PUT EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT INTO CANNED FOOD AND SHOTGUNS.”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Apr 15

Rax in the airport

Kitten staring despondently with caption “can't have 3rd dinner can't eat plastic
can't eat my humans toes can't meow at 3am can't do anything”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Apr 9

Reminds me of the greatest tweet by New Zealand’s greatest journalist

Legendary Hillary Barry posting on Twitter “ © @Hilary_Barry • 1d
I love Facebook commenters who take the time to reply to a post with, "Who cares?" I do, you dickhead. It's why I put the fucking post up.”

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Apr 2

Golden retriever dressed as a doctor and a patient.
Dr dog: would you be willing to donate your organs
Patient: ya
Dr dog : and your bones?
Patient : my bones? Why?
Dr dog, drooling “just answer the question

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Mar 17

How would you open the Strait of Hormuz. Wrong answers only

Label on back of Marino gummies warning you that too many will open the literal sluice gates.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Mar 12

Thick-billed Raven in Ethiopia. Image by Andrew Spencer.

An enormous raven with a massive strongly down curved bill, that makes it look like a caricature of someone with a huge nose. It is calling, informing the world of its stately majesty.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Mar 12

Eurasian Jay by Si Lu. Because jays are neat

Bird with heavy bill and large head perched magnificently on a pine branch. It gives off an air of confidence that would inspire anyone graced by its presence.

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Mar 5

Elmo looking at a pile of fruit labelled sympathy and a pile of coke labelled schadenfreude and then dives nose first into the coke

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Feb 22

That feeling when the caterers don’t bring your celiac meal and even the vending machines don’t want you to eat

Crisps (chips) trapped when dripping out of a ending machines

angrysunbird@angrysunbird· Feb 17

I’m playing the Nolvus mod pack for Skyrim and it’s incredible. Also, it has the necromancer armor that’s way better than my current armor and has amazing effects but looks like a man impaling a manta ray with his head.