what's this? oh, nothing, just an excerpt from a letter to me from my freshman year college girlfriend, written in 1981 (LONG before I transitioned), in which she describes a dream she had about me

I absolutely MUST learn this Chinese hand game

it's got The Prisoner vibes

whippersnapper

starting a collection of my favorite guys on @restaurant-bot.bsky.social. Here are the first few:

Yep. It is a great night to be a flag.

kind of obsessed with Merriam-Webster's constantly updating Top Thesaurus Lookups

honestly, I'm on the verge of being darned too damn much. I refuse to be darned any further

seriously....what the fucking X?!

all hail the Coors Field squirrel

damn, I've never cracked the top fifty on that list

right back atcha, label on my new summer dress. right back fuckin atcha

for whom I plan to vote for:

Giants announcer throwing some cranky old guy shade at Arizona

looks like Lawrence is pitching now

huge fan of the person in the front row of the Giants game holding up this sign

happy pride

funicular railway sighting! a really cool discussion of the mechanical functioning of the Wiesbaden funicular railway, from a design perspective, in the documentary film Rams, by Gary Hustwit

her: you're so tapped into the power generation system. it's like, all the public utilities...you're obsessed with them. me:

oh how I miss the days when TelePhones were AutoMatic

we got max headroom in the front row at the Giants game tonight

yeah, they know exactly the way I like my soup

it is ridiculously pleasant on my front porch right now

you thought you knew what to expect when you met me, but what you didn't know was that I'd been

what are you, the where-I-can-smoke-weed police?

BREAKING: Tiny Tim has backed out of Freedom 250