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This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· 25d

Just following the family traditions. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axel_Sp...

"In 1934, Springer joined the National Socialist Motorist Corps (Nationalsozialistisches Kraftfahrkorps, NSKK). [...] Contrary to their picture of a relatively "apolitical" motorist club, the NSKK was a paramilitary organisation,[19] implicated in the regime's racist policy of exclusion and discrimination (it screened its members for Aryan traits) and in the anti-semitic pogroms of 1938."

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jun 24

mummy is having a panic attack so please help it's lunch time soon in two hours and i'm worried i'll miss it

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jun 22

i am fucking begging developers to stop doing this shit. at least owlcat were kind enough to let us turn the useless shite off

a screenshot of an announcement post from Owlcat about adding another fucking launcher to Rogue Trader

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jun 21

still no answer after all these years

a screenshot of a bsky search for "why do all these leftists hate the poor"

it returned no results

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jun 21

Balzac: "It was Woman" Barthes: "What gender was it? The world may never know"

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jun 18

she can be ur angel or ur devil

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jun 18

well, this probably would've been a top #5 score but it seems the leaderboards are not actually behaving tonight so it didn't register. #5

score screen from Dead as Disco: 317,338 on "Untitled Mixtape" infinite

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jun 1

I am broke, disabled, and trans. Celebrate Pride Month by keeping your local queer author and her cat from being homeless by the end of it, and donate to our Ko-Fi Goal. https://ko-fi.com/acdanvers/goal?g=2 #crowdfunding #mutual-aid

a very gorgeous tortie cat who needs your help and won't stop blocking my keyboard until you do

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· May 30

So apparently @duckduckgo.com has responded to the increasing deluge of AI slop in their results by ... preventing you from blocking them. We desperately need a search engine that actually fucking works.

Screenshot from DuckDuckGo reads:

Cannot Block Site

You can only block up to 5 sites. To block grokipedia.com, you'll need to unblock another site first. Learn more

Manage sites you've blocked

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jan 7

this description redacted for security reasons

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jan 6

hate to quote this but it keeps coming up relevant time and again

Panel 1

{Mario is stood facing Goomba on the first level of Super Mario Bros. Battle menu located at top of panel.}

Panel 2

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are sat on the couch. Gabe is holding the controller.}
Tycho: So, it just plays itself?
Gabe: Yes. The game is masturbating.

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Jan 5

it do be like that

comic: a black and white rabbit lines up on the starting line and takes off, only to immediately crash their head into a banner reading "2026". scene ends with them bloodied on the ground.

source: https://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-1938/

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 30

Manufactured stories like this are why they're jamming pointless Bullshit Machine anti-features into literally everything. It's easy to claim a 100% adoption rate in the hundreds of millions if, say, Microsoft just forces Copilot on every single Windows user. This is why you should switch to Linux

A screenshot of a bogus NYT story claiming an absurdly massive and rapid adoption rate for ChatGPT of nearly 800 million users in 2 years, compared to 13 to reach the same point with "Internet", and even implying mobile phones capped out at under 200 million after the same timespan

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 30

repost this to the very old and people who hate hard drive manufacturers

A picture of a silicon wafer
The wafer itself is mounted on a tiny blue plaque labeled "IBM 4 MEG"
but image has been captioned 'IBM "Gazelle" 4-Mebibit DRAM chip #computer'

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 24

When you go entirely too hard on the prep for your Star Trek PC and suddenly you have a full gpose model and 2,000 words of fiction. https://blog.redpanda.fun/blog/crew-biography-lt-cmdr-mazhda-chief-tactical-officer/

A rear view of the woman, to reveal a long tail adorned with jewelry

The same woman, now in wider angle to show her full body, including long digitigrade legs with hooves

A red-skinned woman with horns in a Starfleet ops uniform

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 22

i'm not sure what i expected from creature commandos but "the most traumatizing shit i've ever seen" was not on the list this bitch tho

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 20

So apparently Popeye's aren't content being the better chicken, they also want in on the homophobia too.

a promo ad for a Popeye's collab with Five Nights at Freddy's 2

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 20

No matter how much you yell at me, you can not manufacture my consent to my own genocide. I will go to my grave screaming all your names with every ounce of hate I have in me.

Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
@nora.zone
someone threw a little tantrum about this in my mentions earlier and im still kind of annoyed at how entitled people are to demand i stop sincerely expressing my feelings about a political party that is explicitly collaborating with fascists because i will suppress voter turnout by not shutting up

if democrats think trans people's lives are worth sacrificing then i don't think they get to whine about losing their votes too

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 20

I have plamo of both of these in my display case.

a miniature plastic model of a Sega Saturn with controller

a miniature plastic model of a Sony Playstation with controller

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 18

This adorable and somewhat sassy cat needs food and poo sand. You can help provide her with those things by giving her longsuffering owner some money. If you don't, she will be very disappointed in you, and may wake you up at an ungodly hour in the morning. https://ko-fi.com/acdanvers #cat

A tortoiseshell cat rests on a desk, gazing into the middle distance with disapproving eyes

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Dec 13

#RandomGameSaturday ? well, I finally beat it just the other day, so how about Vegas Stakes, for Game Boy? The ending for this one actually has a unique twist at the end, which I am definitely not posting because I don't want to spoil it, and not at all because the pic came out super blurry.

The win screen of Vegas Stakes; a flashing neon sign that says "Congratulations! Over 10 million dollars!"

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 29

The other half of the stock went into this tasty ramen, with the other chicken breast, some mini chicken dumplings, and green onion

a bowl of ramen noodles with chicken and dumplings

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 28

The fruits of my labors: 2 whole cups of that stock plus all the meat I could salvage from the carcass, plus the breasts, got turned into a stuffing casserole.

a plate of thanksgiving dinner: chicken breast, stuffing, baked potato, cranberry sauce, with gravy

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 27

Costco rotisserie chicken carcass, broken up into smaller chunks and boiled for 2 hrs with a handful of dried herbs and spices. Best chicken stock I've made yet. Just add salt. "Bare simmer" my ass, cook your fucking broth. You ever try to make coffee with "barely simmering" water? I thought not.

a steaming pot of chicken broth, of a murky yellow creamy color with various bits of chicken and bones seen peeking through the liquid

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 16

Tumblr post from sapphling:

does anyone know if we've epically defeated fascism by ironically emasculating its figureheads yet

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 15

y'all fall for the deflection every time, it's just sad

the eric andre meme
frame 1: "fascism" guns down "queer and brown people"
frame 2: "why would the gays do this?"

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 15

"Mindfulness" has become the new emblem of corporate victim blaming. Across every spectrum, including apparently, chronic illness, it's just a buzzword for "your pain and suffering is your fault." https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/bdfa9989-173c-4b8d-8a7a-e03e2db083df

A behavioral trial at Columbia University (LONG-CALM) is assessing a vague “mindfulness intervention” for Long COVID. The clinicaltrials.gov page states that participants will view a series of recorded “mindfulness sessions” which were “created by the study team” for eight weeks. The study aims to enroll 400 participants, who will also complete surveys about their symptoms. Mindfulness has been heavily criticized as a treatment for Long COVID by leading researchers and people with the disease. While it can help reduce stress, it has been weaponized against people with chronic illnesses and taken research funding away from trials assessing potential root causes, including immune dysregulation, viral persistence, reactivated viruses, and more.

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 15

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 14

who's up for iflop?

a screenshot from american truck simulator, depicting an intersection visible through the dashboard of a truck, and the sign for a nearby "IFLOP Restaurant"

This Panda Eats Pumpkins@annie· Nov 13

I believe the world needs a detective who looks like this, who gets in uncomfortable situations involving personal drama and tangible manifestations of her clients' delusions and emotional problems, and is also a lesbian