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I knew this would come in handy eventually.

Samesies

okay i have an idea the confederate flag but in gay pride colors i would be unsure how to feel about it

It’s not ageism to point out what’s clearly available. Even older Mainers want a new generation of leaders. We must eliminate the scourge of old people being ageist!

The hero we need. Not the hero we deserve. 😉

Have you ever considered the hellscape known as

Excuse me maybe I can help. First of all in your implied contact with this feline there’s nothing that allows you restrict what she does with your product. So, she can do whatever she wants with it. Secondly, if you suspect she’s stealing your tub you’d have to prove intent. Can you prove intent?

*TAPS SIGN*

Hi Darth! I invited the bed-dog-burrito!

Same energy

They can save the ship. . . Go with me here. . . The CBS Screaming News TONIGHT ON THE CBS SCREAMING NEWS MINNESOTA GOVERNOR WALZ STOPS HIS REELECTION … (This has been done before and to rousing success!)

You will be visited by three spirits

I’d like to start naming things in films after Trump as well. I will start. Ahem, may I present. . . THE DONALD J. TRUMP THAT’S ONE BIG PILE OF SHIT *some take a longer than usual pause between “TRUMP” and “THAT’S”.

The republic of Bluesky-istan takes umbrage.

Decision Desk

There will always be 40%.

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Ya see, Boston is the home of the haircut. Yes. When early settlers, the Plilgrims, landed in these United States they required significant hygiene, including haircuts. “Boston” is an old Indian word which loosely translated that means “sharp.” Hence a barber’s tools and such. Sammy, another beer.