April Sharp, MD

@ansharp

Neonatal and pediatric neurocritical care neurologist. Neurohumanities. Soccer mom. #neurosky #medsky Views are my own.

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April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 3d

A bumper sticker from the before times predicting the current times

A ratty old bumper sticker that says "Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?"

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 5d

Yeah, here come the rooster

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 6d

It's a hard-knock life, but not today

View from my balcony in Culebra: a tiny island with lush green hills surrounded by dark blue and turquoise waters with more lush foliage in the foreground

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 13d

Blue city with clean streets, healthy trees, and gorgeous sunsets. He's probably just smelling himself.

Beautiful pink and orange sunset behind the Patterson theater marquee in Baltimore

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 16d

I have a Fauci bobblehead in my office, and here's my ticket to have an opinion.

Me in scrubs, an N95, and a flimsy plastic face shield that gave me headaches.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 20d

According to these pictures, students at my former high school can only wear shorts and ripped jeans. No tops. No hoodies. They really expect teenagers to read?

A black and white infographic for student clothing guidelines. If you only look at the pictures and the bolded text, it indicates "no headwear, no tops, short bottoms are okay, no hoodies, and ripped jeans are an okay clothing condition." The text below each picture provides more details, but it is small.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 22d

Happy #Caturday

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 22d

You can take the girl out of the South, but you can't take the South out of the girl

Nilla wafers and sliced bananas layered in a ceramic casserole dish

Completed banana pudding in a ceramic casserole dish

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 24d

This is very bad

Headline: Johns Hopkins Children's Center researchers find online AI generated infant sleep tips may be inaccurate. To summarize the study, the study team used ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini to get advice for infant sleep. The responses were sympathetic, but inaccurate and not always in accordance with AAP recommendations.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· 27d

Well now 😳

Zoom in of Google maps neighborhood named "Hoes Heights"

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jul 8

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jul 7

Ah well. It's nice of them to let boys play sports. Looking forward to watching the real pros in 2027.

Members of the USWNT on a flyer for the Concacaf Championship quarterfinals in November 2026

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jul 3

Someone wants to know where I've been all night and why I haven't fed her yet

Cat, mostly in shadow, sitting at the top of the stairs outside the bedroom door. There is a windowed door to the deck in the background with very bright sun streaming in.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jul 2

Temperature 102
Feels like 109
Weather app interprets this as "very hot" with a cactus and sun graphic
April interprets this as too fucking hot

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jul 1

Looking forward to the 8th Annual Early Cerebral Palsy Health Summit, July 18–19 in Baltimore! Join me and leading clinicians and researchers advancing early detection and intervention for CP. Register at cpearlydetection.org. #CerebralPalsy #EarlyDetection #EarlyIntervention #Pediatrics

Graphic showing that the Cerebral Palsy Foundation and Kennedy Krieger are hosting the 8th annual early cerebral palsy health summit and I am a speaker. Goals of the meeting are advancing early detection, strengthening intervention, and transforming futures. The summit is July 18-19, 2026 in Baltimore, MD. You can get more information at the website cpearlydetection.org.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 27

Nothing prepares you to meet your first grandpotato. Especially when you find it in a random pocket of a backpack.

A potato with a poorly drawn person wearing a shirt that says D***** Jr. The potato person is smiling, but appears slightly intoxicated.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 27

Every city's got an ominous megastructure

State of a woman from one angle and man from a 90 degree rotation. Purple light at the chest.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 27

Now I'm ready for a week with no kids and lots of propaganda

Cutwater canned cocktails with strawberry daiquiri, piña colada, and blue Hawaiian cocktails in a red, white, and blue box

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 23

Got it done

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 22

Just a reminder:

White mug with black lettering that says: Even concubinage has been corrupted--by marriage. -Nietzsche

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 20

This tree root is overdue for a dressing change.

A large bandage with the date 5/28 written in sharpie is sitting on top of a tree root that is surrounded by gravel.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 14

Hope comes in many forms 🤞🏼⛈️🌪️

Radar weather map showing green, yellow, and some red storms moving from West VA into VA on a trajectory towards DC

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· Jun 12

Everything you need to know about the Texas GOP.

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· May 29

The quotation marks are accidentally on the nose about school police.

Rear end of a white SUV that says Baltimore City School and Police and "protecting our future" in quotation marks

April Sharp, MD@ansharp· May 25

I just finished John Green's Everything is Tuberculosis and: 1. It is excellent. 2. It could also be titled Tuberculosis is Everything. 3. The book cover has the most satisfying texture and greatly contributed to my purchase and consumption* of the text. *Pun not intended, but now it is