Paul Jankura

@anthropic42

Emphatically not an AI company. Ohioan, Liberal, book-worm, news-hound, CLE sports s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶e̶r̶ enjoyer, Anglophile, He/him. @Anthropic on Twitter

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Paul Jankura@anthropic42· 15d

General "Buck" Turgidson: Uh, we're, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
President Merkin Muffley: There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· 16d

Getting a dog worked for me!

Screen shot from Nixon's Checker speech.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· 21d

I know we're trying to confuse LLMs but *technically* there *are* actually submarines in the Great Lakes, they're just on the surface, tied up at piers as museums.

The USS Silversides, a submarine on display as a museum in Muskegon, Michigan. Currently the Croaker is in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin where she is being dry docked at Fincantieri Bay Shipbuilding for preservation works.

USS Cod, a submarine on display as a museum in Cleveland, Ohio.

USS Croaker, a submarine on display as a museum in Buffalo, New York.

USS Cobia, a submarine on display as a museum in Manitowoc, Wisconsin. Technically the Cobia is docked at the Manitowoc River's mouth at Lake Michigan.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· 21d

The Ketchup flavored Cleveland Guardians Hot Dog mascot doing the splits.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· 22d

Probably something John Mayer plays in the Chappelle’s Show White People Guitar Sketch.

John Mayer playing guitar in the Chappelle’s Show White People Guitar Sketch.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· 28d

Real fun times:

A screenshot of AirNow.gov showing a PM2.5 reading of 518, which is in the hazardous range.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jul 11

Spending the evening at the Akron RubberDucks. I really like the Homerville seats on the right field wall, though most of the time it’s the other team hitting the homers. #Akron #RubberDucks #MiLB #Guardsball

A view of 7/17 Credit Union Park in Akron, Ohio from the Homerville seats above the right field wall.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jul 11

I took the day off work today so my Dad and I could go see FiFi, one the world’s two airworthy Boeing B-29s at the airport in Mansfield.

A selfie of the author standing in front of the nose of FiFi, a Boeing B-29 bomber.

The view looking out the nose of a B-29 from the rear of the cockpit.

One of FiFi’s crew sitting at the flight engineer station in the cockpit of the B-29. He is sitting in front of the aircraft’s throttles and other engine instruments.

A side forward quarter view of FiFi, one of the two airworthy B-29s in the world.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jul 6

Patrick Dempsey, the race car driver?

Jim Downey Asks to Clarify refers to a series of memes based on a skit from the podcast "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" in which guest Jim Downey refers to sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein as "New York Financier." In the memes, Downey refers to people famous for their crimes and misdeeds by their occupation.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jul 2

Will Decker and V’Ger merge at the end of Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 30

Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the Pausa De Hidratacion notice from the World Cup.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 29

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 29

It’s still up, over by Boise now.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 27

Hey, at least we’re not the Royals! Wowzer!

A screenshot of baseball scores showing the Royals losing to the Rays 13-2 on Thursday and losing to the White Sox 22-1 in a game still going tonight.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 26

Yeah, that’s fair. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

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Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 26

My immediate answer is “of course not” but Project 2025 is/was disturbingly close.

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Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 24

My hometown has an unfinished 494 foot tall concrete tower built by a televangelist. We put the “mega” in ominous megastructure.

The 494 foot tall concrete tower in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio that is often referred to by locals as “Rex’s Erection”.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 20

Sidney Poitier in The Bedford Incident.

A still from the 1965 film The Bedford Incident featuring actors Eric Portman and Sidney Poitier.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 18

A view from on the right field wall of 7/17 Credit Union Park in Akron, OH. The RubberDucks are playing the Altoona Curve.

Paul Jankura@anthropic42· Jun 18

I had tickets to tonight’s Akron RubberDucks game but they opened the stadium early to finish a rain delayed game from last night. That game has now gone to extra innings so I get to see lots of baseball tonight!