The most sun I’ve seen all summer
Well kids we did it (8:00pm bedtime)
I always wondered what it would be like to workout in a campfire
Rare sighting of well behaved children
It’s too early for this wall
If you don’t like my peaches don’t shake my tree
Reaction side eye for a man who had just fallen over putting on his shoe
Just joined the wrong meeting and got hit with the”actually while you are here…”
I don’t know how to flex my back it just kinda does things. Anyway, i know how to build a guillotine if it comes up.
Biblically accurate Lactuca
Look at this YOOHOO FELLAS ass sandwich I made for dinner.
Hey… Sup… I’m Raven your acid bath princess of darkness…
This is the face he makes so the coffee nurse gives him a pup cup
Scales broken so that’s a win for today
Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese
Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover
