The Scots have got your back.

Now, for the seventh time ...

"If anyone mentions 'tire tracks', they're fired."

Definitely. I saw that sign daily in Hong Kong (with the correct translation). The literal translation is 'Careful. Floor slippery.'

Turquoise, but only because that's the usual colour for bike lanes in my country (New Zealand). We use red for 'special vehicle lanes' which is actually most things other than private cars and trucks.

The Von Trapp Family will not be performing at the Freedom 250 concert.

Lots and lots and lots of flesh.

Bugger. Okay. I hardly ever actually had a drink there, but it is way cool and really enhances the neighbourhood.

Everywhere is a shithouse once a shit moves in.

Step 1/ pick a harmless and near powerless minority. 2/ Blame them for everything. 3/ Persecute them. 4/ Start killing. Seems we’re up to 3 1/2 already.

His stupid war is stripping way supporters, but I'm sure they will still find a way to blame 'dangerous left wing radicals'.

His senility has reached the point where he's confusing 'Democrats' with '13-year-old girls'.

For the historically minded, Dump is quoting Napoleon Bonaparte here: First Consul who named himself Emperor. His empire did not last long though.

So Facebook removed a comment for just referencing RFK Jr’s statement. But he’s still Secretary of Health. ‘Health’.

So-crazy-she's-honest-about-it Trumper Laura Loomer tweeted exactly that.

Clean sweep!