New souvenir shirt from Nashville feels right
Out at the gay bars in Nashville and it’s twink central
No they were just roommates
Pet peeve: I hate the phrase “bio breaks.” Just say you have to use the bathroom
Spent the morning at the museum and the afternoon at the pool. Not bad for a day off.
Made it home (to my mothers house) safe from the bars
Glutes day is my favorite day
Blocked the afternoon on my teams calendar so I could go to the mall
If you see this post a concert photo you took
Me looking at the 6’4” gym bro
NFL and this is the official uniform. Sorry to the cold weather games
Captain of the USS Cunterprise
More like back shot hotel
Show me your Uber driver.
I know where I’m going for lunch
Me the second everyone left my Valentines Day Party
When he says you have a pretty hole
Don’t worry the Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man isn’t real and can’t hurt you.
The Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
Oh yeah got some new briefs
