Oh dang did something happen to Nolan Ryan's Honda?

Huh.

They'll simply never play a worse game than this which only satisfies my desire to see the Rangers accomplish things I've never seen before.

"Let me search up 'Texas Rangers' to find a nice photo for today's GDT... oh..."

The last three years of Rangers baseball in a nutshell

Congrats to the most important player in franchise history.

There's always an Adrian Beltre version

View the Rangers' new recycled statue from the side for the proper amount of embarrassment this chunk of hate deserves.

Here exactly two years later, it's still true that the Texas Rangers won the World Series.

AJ Preller on the last day of the month every July.

Now I get that a Rangers starter with a 1.49 ERA into August sounds like laughable fiction, but I promise you, MLB, Nathan Eovaldi does actually exist.

@lonestarball.bsky.social

Who are these guys and what have they done to the Texas Rangers?

Prepare yourself for some hot Gerson Garabito action tonight.

It's nice to see the plucky underdogs win every now and then.