bunch ae fuckin' DOUGHBAWS

Me walking past the new bar on the site of the old 13th Note

THE MIDDLE CLASSSSSSES AAAARE SHHHHUNNING MY SSSSSSSCHOOOOOL

Me and my da, long since passed, but still with me in spirit and all that carry-on

nah you're alright, thanks anyway

Just checking that the swearing filter's working

There Has Been Pizza

There Is Pizza (black olives, red onion, vegan black pudding)

"What was your biggest impact on the internet"

*in 24 hours

There Will Be Pizza*

Post a poster you used to have on your wall.

found a new flavour of Cholula in the Asian supermarket up near Shawlands Academy recently

Trump post-WHCA press conference

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS TWATTER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS HATTER

wholesome content: these are Chico and Coco, my mum's new dogs. They are both very good wee girls and enjoy snaffling biscuits and perching on your shoulder like a parrot

BREAKING: Joani Reid's husband exiled to the Quantum Zone

Sunday evening listening. What a fucking album. Tunes out the wazoo, mate.

Also, the album I was referring to before has some of the worst cover art ever