greg loves pets so much he will jump and bonk your hand with his head. we call this 'breaching' because he looks like a lil orca

sobbing throwing up etc

they have demons but they're mostly benign. very low ambition. mine just does a sassy lil smudge if i have the nerve to ask it to print double sided. basically Luci from Disenchantment energy

i can't believe this

messy boy!!

greens

Sunday spin

he came up to me immediately after I posted this and let me record it

the times we had

bsky is working fine for me except for this tab??

I bought the deepest floating bookshelf I could find and it's still not big enough 😭

I arranged and took the first picture and then realized that a whole fourth book from my Giantslayer package had fallen on the floor oops

it's tough but you can't stop them from experimenting with drugs

cutting this part out to wear around my neck when I go out in public

the people who pack and ship mirrors overseas are at their fucking LIMIT. They are SICK of you bitches

doing some highly involved forensics

sick fighting stance dude what do u call it

silver tabbies must have a flair for the dramatic

big mane boys

it's finally time lets fucking gooo

they make bootleg carts overseas and sell them on ebay. first one I bought died after an hour but they replaced it and that one works great. $40, pretty reasonable for a cherished bit of my childhood

sure, sure, it was like that when you got there

Tired: young De Niro or young Pacino Wired: young Dourif or young Walken 👀

Russian Orthodox is so fucking extra, I love it

Now watching

tonight's episode of Get Exactly The Right Amount Of High And Listen To A 10/10 Record

that sounds like a cool feature but it might be iPhone only?

tfw you punctured Grandma and now she will Surely Die

fuck this game (complimentary)

is this anything