Arbitrary Reign

@arbitraryreign

Simmer does the light of life before rising to the heavens in a cleansing conflagration of divine benevolence.

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Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· 7d

20 years with @muffinchips.bsky.social

Photo of my husband (left) and me (right) at a dinner table, smiling for the camera.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Jul 14

Verify your age

Photo of the Venus of Willendorf, a prehistoric model of a woman

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Jun 28

Happy Pride!

Mirror selfie from the thighs up. I'm completely naked except for a Pride flag emoji covering my cock. I am a white man with brown body and facial hair. The hair on my head is platinum blonde. I'm just barely smiling to the camera.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Jan 13

I thought Gommage is just for straight people.

Screenshot from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of a pair of men speaking. One man, wearing a red coat, has his back to the viewer and is slightly out of focus. Another men, wearing a green coat, is facing him and the viewer at an angle. A caption labeled "Benoit" says, "I'll see you soon enough."

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Dec 31

Happy Heavensturn!

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of my Warrior of Light on bended knee, trying to pet the Uma-no-unicolt minion, who is rearing while facing away from home. The minion is a tiny white unicorn with blue mane and tail, an ornate red saddle, and very long horn.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Dec 31

GUYS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I have my #1 most coveted minion.

Screenshot from FFXIV of my Warrior of Light with the Starbird minion perched on his left shoulder, which is an azure blue bird with white breast, grey beak, and two long blue feathers on its tail like ribbons.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Dec 22

Look what @hihicypet.bsky.social got me!

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of my Warrior of Light riding a large red hot pot, adorned with gold accents and filled with broth, meat, and vegetables. It is floating in the air in front of tall bamboo stalks outdoors. The Warrior of Light is stirring the broth with a large stick.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Dec 19

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Dec 1

I had left over egg yolks, heavy cream, and chocolate from the pavlova I made for @muffinchips.bsky.social, so I made vanilla and chocolate pudding and more whipped cream.

Photo from above of two glass cups filled with pudding and dolloped with whipped cream. The one on the left is off-white vanilla, and the right is brown chocolate. The whipped cream is white and fluffy and has little black specks of vanilla bean.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Nov 30

Chocolate pavlova with whipped cream and raspberries by @nigella.bsky.social for @muffinchips.bsky.social 's birthday (this past Tuesday).

Photo of the pavlova on a white plate on a light wooden table. The base of the dessert is a a pale brown meringue with cracks throughout. On top is a mound of white whipped cream, a slew of red raspberries, and tiny brown chocolate shavings between them.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Nov 29

Freshly trimmed. Still in chair. You're welcome.

Selfie. I am a white man with brown hair on my head, mustache, and beard. The hair on the sides of my head is buzzed down. I am smiling gently at the camera.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Oct 26

Fat Cat and I are enjoying the new grilling set. #FFXIVxMHWilds #FFXIVSweepstakes

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of my Warrior of Light sitting on a small folding stool in front of a portable grill that is alight and topped with a humongous set of chops. In the bottom right corner, the Fat Cat minion is looking towards the grill, lit by the flame's light.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Oct 25

Finally got around to felling this great foe. (This image does not convey the amount of time I spent laying on the ground. ) #FFXIVxMHWilds #FFXIVSweepstakes

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of my Warrior of Light looking proud and staring past the viewer into the distance next to a large white-scaled wyvern, Guardian Arkveld. Text in the lower lefthand corner says, "Damien M'ohav, Hyperion [Primal]. 2025/10/25 2:56 PM."

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Sep 25

We're talking about corn, right? Right?

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Sep 24

I am being tested.

Photo of a stuffed toy version of the Cornservant, a corn-shaped god that features in Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail. It is an ear of corn that wears its husk like a robe, and has a mesoamerican-style sash. The corn part is removed from the husk in the photo.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Sep 11

I submit to you Red Mage.

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of my Warrior of Light from the back, wearing a red mage uniform, on which the back of the coat is a pattern that looks vaguely like a uterus-based reproductive system

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Sep 10

I love the little bat on the Summoner's Phantom weapon.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Jul 4

eyes…welling up…with tears

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of Hunmu Rruk, a Hrothgar, saying, "You underestimated the vivacity of my little girl. Today of all days, I will speak proudly of her strength and compassion…as her father."

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Jul 2

Post a game you beat more than once. 🎮 170.2 hours in and counting. Platinum earned last year. I just really fucking love it. Also, beating it multiple times is the point.

Cover image for Returnal. It features the main character, Selene, a white blonde woman with a sever expression, wearing a light space suit. Behind her are over a dozen cracked helmets similar to hers. In front of her chest is the title written in yellow, smudged type.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Jun 9

OK. Uh. Will do.

Screenshot of article header that says, "Delete Every Ap On Your Smartphone That's On This List by Zak Doffman, Contributor. Zak Doffman writes about security, surveillance, and privacy."

Screenshot of aforementioned list: 1. Pancake Swap, 2. Suiet Wallet, 3. Hyperliquid, 4. Raydium, 5. BullX Crypto, 6. Open Ocean Exchange, 7. Meteora Exchange, 8. Sushi Swap, 9. Harvest Finance Blog

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· May 25

S'mores bar, anyone?

A square s'mores bar. The photo is taken from slightly above a corner, showing two sides and the layers (from the bottom up) of graham cracker crust, chocolate, and marshmallow. The marshmallows on top are toasted golden brown and sprinkled with pieces of chocolate. The bar is resting on a glass plate, which is on a light wood table.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· May 18

Rare photo outside (not pictured)

Selfie. I am a white man with brown hair on my head, mustache, and beard—all cut short. The camera is at an angle slightly above my face, and I am smiling with teeth while looking up at it, slightly squinting. I am wearing a dark blue T-shirt, and I'm laying on a blanket with different shades of blue stripes going horizontally across it.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· May 11

Chocolate hazelnut cake for Mother's Day.

Photo of a short brown cake with a light cracked top and dark brown sides.

Photo of a triangular slice of a brown cake with a light cracked top and a dark brown, dense crumbly interior.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· May 5

I've had this dream before. @tensori.fi

Screenshot from Pools, Level 0. A room painted in stark stripes of pale green and pink. Hanging from the ceiling are ceramic-like white clouds, and in the center of the room is a pit, whose walls are studded with different color pillows. Around the pit are a handful of child-size chairs.

Screenshot from Pools, Level 0. The viewer is half-submerged in water in a mostly off-white marble column-studded room. Various structures bear brightly lit windows. In the middle of the room, floating on the water, is a large, neon green, inflatable octopus, with big cartoonish eyes looking at the viewer.

Screenshot from Pools, Level 0. At the end of a dark green tiled hallway with a white tiled floor is an arched doorway, behind which is what appears to be a large, clown's head with its mouth wide open.

Screenshot from Pools, Level 0. In a small room half submerged in water and the viewing angle or the room is slightly tilted. The walls are covered in a brown and gold patterned wallpaper. In the center of the room is a large round column also covered in wallpaper. On the other side of the room is a large backlit window and a wooden chair with a white cushion floating in the water.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· May 4

My official portraits from hosting my company's award show (with said company's logo blurred).

Photo of me in a tuxedo from above the belly. I am a white man with hair, mustache, and beard dyed red like a redhead. My tuxedo is grey, and I have on a black shirt, light blue vest, and light pink tie. My body is facing slightly to the right, but my face is towards the camera, and I am smiling with teeth. The light background is heavily blurred to obscure logos.

Photo of me in a tuxedo from above the mid-thigh. I am a white man with hair, mustache, and beard dyed red like a redhead. My tuxedo is grey, and I have on a black shirt, light blue vest, and light pink tie. My body is facing slightly to the right, but my face is towards the camera, and I am smiling with teeth. My right hand is in my pants pocket. The light background is heavily blurred to obscure logos.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· May 3

I will but not tonight

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· May 2

Alchemy of Souls characters who can take my load

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Apr 28

This one is worth sharing the link for: youtu.be/fESDKJjrF0k

Screenshot of Delta Work with a subtitle that says, "WHILE YOU WERE IN SPACE FOR 11 MINUTES I HAD A QUANTITY SUFFICIENT BOWEL MOVEMENT".
She is wearing a simple teased brown wig and a brown blouse. On her right are flowers in a vase, a ceramic parrot, and a ceramic banana. On her left is another ceramic parrot and Bébaak by Jasjyot Singh Hans.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Apr 27

I trimmed and shaved all over, washed my face and shampooed my hair in the shower, dried off, put on face cream, did my hair, cut my nails, and realized I didn't soap my body and had to go back in, but I look cute today.

Selfie. I am a white man with reddish brown hair on my head and brown facial hair. I have a reserved smile and am looking at the camera with my face pointed slightly to the right. Behind me is brown horizontal wood paneling. I am wearing a salmon colored T-shirt with a blue blazer over top.

Arbitrary Reign@arbitraryreign· Apr 20