Andy Breeden
@archenlander
Proud Illinoisan. Foreign language teacher. Down with the traitor; up with the star.
My husband killed Doughlly Parton in an unfortunate oven mishap, but I'm pleased to report that Doughseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamloaf is well on his way.
A Guilded Age makes for a much better tv show than actually living through one. Literal gold guilding on everything, and not a drop of class anywhere. All while the people suffer.
Maybe "military terror" isn't something to be boastful about. Does that not make you a "terrorist"?
Well, did they commit war crimes, Senator? DID THEY COMMIT WAR CRIMES. SENATOR??
She couldn't even print out a piece of paper to contain her "most dangerous game" style racism. That's bad, even for AI.
I used to sign my name like this until a fourth grade teacher kept calling out, "Cindy?" when passing out our graded homework.
I hereby nominate @ilsecofstate.bsky.social as Hottest Secretary of State.
Hail, a couple of broken windshields, and a busted storm window. Can't believe that the pictured tornado was just 5 minutes from my house!
1) the giant emoji from the twitter feed being projected in the room is wild. 2) why is he wearing a quarter zip AND a blazer? Is this a thing?
Happy Illinois Day! We became the 21st state to join our Union on this day 207 years ago.
Happy Prairie Week, Illinois! So glad to visit Goose Lake Prairie today!
I would say that we should bring this back, but I worry that we couldn't sustainably harvest enough trees to print the book.
By "gang," he means he saw black people driving. These people are wilting flowers who need their smelling salts of the world ever stops looking like their Leave It to Beaver fever-dream fantasies.
I'm a simple guy with simple interests. Happy opening day of the Illinois State Fair!
Feels fortuitous finishing this book today (a signed copy, no less). Good luck to @jbpritzker.bsky.social in doing what so few have been able to do in Illinois history: be elected to a third term. I'm at Gov. Stratton; no one tell me how it ends!
Crossing "Attend a day of session" off my 2025 bingo card! While I don't agree with my Representative on all her votes, I'm glad to watch the action.
If millennials have to live through a dust bowl reboot, so help me.
If the background of the portrait is an indication of the accomplishments one achieves in their tenure, Rauner's is perfect. #twil