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daffodyl

@armadyllo

Read a book, have a sex, do a crime idk it's your life

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daffodyl@armadyllo· 13d

Beans. My little Beanie lady. She always looks kinda mad and that's why we love her

Beans, a dark brown cat with an angry expression, sitting on a window sill next to a window covered with flower patterned vinyl

daffodyl@armadyllo· Jan 25

I got my first ever ascension 20 win in Slay the Spire. Needed a win after, y'know, everything going on

The Watcher, a purple robed warrior monk in the game Slay the Spire, stands at the left of the screen. She defeated a boss and stands alone, victorious, with 5 hp remaining

daffodyl@armadyllo· Jan 16

R bs? Cu slam pp

Chalk on a wall that reads, top to bottom: R, BS, CU, SLAM, PP

daffodyl@armadyllo· Dec 7

Fuck me I'm dense

An idiot made, half assembled rolling office chair. The armrests were screwed on upside down by a fool

daffodyl@armadyllo· Dec 4

This guy (Leo) shit on my laundry. Still love him though

Leo, a pale orange tabby cat, looks on dramatically. He's draped in a thick jacket

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 29

Look at our sons

Lu, a grey cat, sleeps with his head resting on Leo, a pale orange cat

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 27

Flaking off your own charcoal is fun

A charcoal drawing of a tree with cherry blossoms on concrete. Burnt logs rest just above the drawing

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 26

My cat is a good dog probably

A black cat stares into your soul with his yellow eyes. Only the top half of his face is visible, the rest obscured by a cat condo he lounges in. He might be evil

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 23

We've been lucky enough to start with kittens for our three guys, but even then you still gotta work for it

A light orange tabby cat stretches his paws adorably toward the foreground. He is between blankets, squinting his eyes closed

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 21

I'm showing you Beans. She's not mine but I wish she was my Beans and not my brother's Beans

Beans is a scrunchy faced, dark brown lady cat. She looks older than she is

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 15

Beefing with this Lowes bucket

A soccar ball is in focus up cloae, with a blue Lowes bucket out of focus in the distant grass

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 13

I love that two of our cats love each other

Two cats lay side by side, faces next to each other.
The left cat is light orange, the right cat is dark grey.

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 9

Call me when they make Ass 2

A black and yellow package reads, from top to bottom: 66% more run-time. Up to 2X faster max 1000RPM. ASS-1

daffodyl@armadyllo· Oct 30

Somebody please remind me to take my chalk inside next time it rains. Apparently I can't be bothered to remember

A pile of colored chalk sits on the corner of a concrete patio. Fallen leaves and grass stretch towards a wood fence in the background

daffodyl@armadyllo· Oct 27

Saw an assassin bug that looked pretty cool. Bugs rule

A dark gray assassin bug rests on a white concrete wall

daffodyl@armadyllo· Oct 22

I saw a ladybug hitching a ride on my side mirror, so I snagged a pic at the next red-light

A close up shot of a lady bug. It sits on a textured black surface, with trees out of focus in the background. The ladybug reflects golden light from a setting sun

daffodyl@armadyllo· Oct 20

Probably gonna see fewer critters in the yard since its getting coole so I'm showing some of my favorites from the warm months

A red banded leaf hopper sits on top of a basil plant

A snail with a beautiful spiral shell moves over mulch and pine needles

A scaly eastern fence lizard looks up from the concrete between plant pots

A black and yellow snowberry clearwing moth rests against a wall, wings extended

daffodyl@armadyllo· Sep 26

Enjoy this spider enjoying a beetle

One angle of a spider feeding on a beetle

Close angle of a spider eating a beetle

daffodyl@armadyllo· Jun 13

Seeing a snail near our flowers is better than antidepressants

A snail inches along wood. Wildflowers are in the background

daffodyl@armadyllo· May 26

We love taking pics of night skies in winter

Photo of the night sky with the moon, stars, and tree tops

daffodyl@armadyllo· Apr 8

Yeah shit sucks but at least a tattoo from a 2010s cartoon can fix me for a while

A line art tattoo of Marceline the Vanpire Queen playing her axe bass

daffodyl@armadyllo· Mar 17

I'm so excited. I've always heard Uzumaki is top shelf horror but I didn't want to read it online, finally got my order from Bookshop.org (fuck Amazon)

The front cover of Junji Ito's horror manga Uzumaki

daffodyl@armadyllo· Jan 22

It's giving Carmilla from Castlevania

Carmilla the vampire dressed in red, from Netflix's Castlevania, extending a bloody hand

daffodyl@armadyllo· Jan 16

Two of our boys just casually cuddlin'

daffodyl@armadyllo· Jan 13

Kill me

A completed jigsaw puzzle missing just one piece

daffodyl@armadyllo· Jan 10

Only if you look at this one

daffodyl@armadyllo· Dec 15

Leo is my favorite cat, do not tell the others

daffodyl@armadyllo· Dec 13

I'm convinced heated blankets were made for and made by cats

daffodyl@armadyllo· Dec 13

Yeah, I balanced a bowling ball on a beer bottle in a ten year old game. I do Fridays right

daffodyl@armadyllo· Nov 18

Introduce yourself with four video games!