advil lavigne
@arr0tt
wet hot american bummer • she/her
sometimes, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for a woman to be in possession of her naked little turkey leg
mom said you have to stop laughing at my dumb little chicken butt or you’re gonna get in trouble. quit it. i’m gonna telllll
they shaved the whole ham hock but left her nubbin and every time i see it i bust up laughing all over again
sometimes, in the course of a dog’s life, you gotta run around at the beach
if anyone is ever thinking of being mean or rude to me i think you should watch your mouth before i show you the back of my hand
badger is doing laser therapy sessions this month and the absolute best part is the little goggles he has to wear every time. the doggles
maybe this is goofy but i have always loved his shadow on an afternoon walk. when he was a skinny puppy it always reminded me of keith haring’s barking dog :)
badger birthday number 12! he’s 100% entering a more chill guy phase of life lately but the vet says he’s still got the heart of an athlete and the face of a baby. everywhere we go he makes new friends because it is a delight to meet him and hear his Friendship Sounds. he’s such a good guy!!!
proximity to Brother continues. we are very successful at friendship and we almost never bite our friends despite what the cattle dog demons tell us
*nature documentary voice* most dogs may have dozens, maybe even hundreds, of brain cells. this majestic creature survives despite not having even a single one of her own. truly a marvel among the animal kingdom