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Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jul 15

Is Grassley’s social media team poking fun at him on FB?

On this day 20 years ago X formerly known as Twitter launched to the public. As one of the first members of Congress to embrace social media to communicate directly with constituents, Senator Grassley has built a loyal following with his signature shorthand and authentic tweets. Here are a few of Grassley’s greatest hits, including the pidgin tweet.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jul 9

Oldie but a goodie.

Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding a sign that says “he will kill us all.”

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jul 5

Let’s tune in…oh, it’s a guy in the rain hauling trash.

Worker at Great American State Fair dragging a trash can in the rain.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jun 25

This was a toughie! Can I count this one?

Movie poster for how to succeed in business without really trying.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· May 18

He claimed licenses for Sinclair stations were not approved by the previous administration. That’s a lie.

Screen shot from sources saying no Sinclair stations had their licenses not renewed during the Biden administration.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· May 12

The Denmark account on FB is doing it right. 😁

AI image of Trump golden statue sleeping in a chair. Denmark account comment from Facebook reads “history will remember him. A faux gold monument to greed, grifting, and the abuse of power…and 14 hours of Fox News.”

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· May 4

We had one under a tree in our backyard last year. Mom came and got it in the evening. 🙂

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Apr 30

Did you see this one on TS, or is it a fake?

Trump baby born of Lady Liberty with Trump in Jesus robes again.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Apr 26

Watching reporting in tuxes is wild.

NBC News Ryan Nobels reporting in a tux on the shooting incident at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Apr 16

It keeps getting better…

Screenshot of BlueSky page saying rate limit exceeded in a red bar at the top of the page, the middle of the page saying no notifications yet, and the bottom right bell icon showing there are 12 notifications.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Apr 16

It’s working now, but just seconds ago I was forbidden to read the posts of the people I follow. “Discover” was working fine. What up, BlueSky?

Screen shot of BlueSky page with the word Forbidden in a red bar with an exclamation point at the top of the feed.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Apr 1

And in order to stay you have to bow before the golden Trump idol inside. 🙄

Auditorium in proposed Trump Presidential Library with huge gold statue of Trump on the stage.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Mar 26

I read this and thought of this👉 external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...

Woman painted in gold in movie “Goldfinger.”

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Mar 22

The buds on my maple trees just want to explode after yesterday. Hope they survive this colder weather.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Mar 4

This showed up in my memories today from December of 2015. We’ve been doing this for over 10 years. When is enough going to be enough?

You might not care if Donald Trump says Muslims must register with the government, because you’re not one. And you might not care if Donald Trump says he’s going to round up all the Hispanic immigrants, because you’re not one. And you might now care that Donald Trump says it’s ok to rough up black protesters, because you’re not one. And you might not care that Donald Trump wants to suppress journalists, because you’re not one. But think about this. If he keeps going and he actually becomes president, he might just get around to you, and you better hope that there’s someone left to help you. Attributed to Air Force colonel Tom Moe, a prisoner of war in Vietnam. Posted on Facebook in December of 2015.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jan 24

I had to look it up. Spot on.

Definition of logorrhea: excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jan 22

Make polio great again.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jan 16

NY Times article clip: when paramedics arrived at 9:42am, Ms Good was in the driver’s seat, unresponsive, with blood on her face and torso, the records say. After they removed her from the vehicle, she was not breathing and had an irregular pulse. She had two apparent gunshot wounds on the right side of her chest, another on her left forearm and a possible fourth on the left side of her head. Blood was flowing from her left ear and her pupils were dilated, the fire department’s report said about 10:30 am resuscitation efforts were stopped.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Nov 12

Got a crazy dictator-wannabe in office but the Northern Lights show last night was spectacular.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Oct 21

Raise your hand if your Republican rep held a town hall to meet with anyone who showed up for it. This is what my rep, Zach Nunn, said he did this week for Iowans. Not town halls. Selective events.

Rep. Zach Nunn of Iowa said he met with families and local leaders in Perry as they continue navigating the fallout from the Tyson plant closure. while in Dallas county I also joined the groundbreaking of a $135 million pork processing facility.”

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Oct 10

In honor of #Portland and their protesting joy.

Bloom County Sunday strip where military comes to Oliver Wendell Jones’ house accusing him of hacking Trump’s Twitter account and posting “America, don’t be moody, shake your booty.” Oliver’s mom says “That’s it? No orders to fire the FBI or lock up critics?” She then proceeds to “shake her booty” and gets the soldier at the door to join in. Catching himself, the soldier says “Sneaky effing liberals! Move in!” Oliver’s mom tells Oliver “lock yourself in the potty, honey.”

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Oct 1

Glad I switched to DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo AI query into if Trump shows signs of dementia

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Sep 28

Update via FB post on the emergency Des Moines school board meeting held today concerning Dr. Ian Roberts, who is still in ICE custody 👉

Des Moines school board notes saying all protocols, including background checks, were done before Dr. Roberts was hired.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Aug 28

Omg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Opus in the latest Bloom County strip is in a Mongolian gulag. He’s exiled to Don Jr’s pit because he told the truth on Fox News that the bitcoin is backed by poop. Opus decides to make new friends with fellow prisoner next to him…who happens to be Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Aug 26

They’re all in, folks. I asked my rep to please exercise the brakes Congress has to counter this administration’s actions. This is the reply I got back.

Letter from Chuck Grassley approving of the actions Trump took in Washington DC of mobilizing the National Guard.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Aug 21

The headlines the media is running for this story suck.

$500 million fraud penalty found excessive by a NY court in the trump fraud judgment. The court largely agreed with the original ruling of findings of fraud against Trump and his companies.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Aug 19

Well, math has never been this administration’s strong suit. This is the map the BBC had just 5 days ago 👉

Map of Ukraine showing what areas Russia occupies in Crimea, Kherson, Zaporizhzhia, Donetsk, and Luhansk.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jul 18

Omg…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bloom County character Bill the Cat with breasts and Trump’s message to Jeffrey Epstein on the drawing: “Jeff—Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. Donald.”

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jul 17

I’ll never look at old gum in the same way ever again. 🤣

Bloom County strip: Invader processing guy asks Opus if he’s male or female. Opus says he’s “muddled.” Guy tells him to check his naughty bits. Opus can’t find them at first but then sees something between his legs that makes him ask “is that old gum?” The invader processing guys says he’s sending Opus to a Mongolian monkey dung mine.

Artesian Mystic@artesianmystic· Jul 16

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #BloomCounty