Pictured here, Junebug, wondering why I'm not petting her. Fear not, petting and chin scritches have been rendered

As June is her month, it behooves me to take some time to celebrate my cat Junebug. Here she is, being a lil weirdo

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Y'all ever be having a totally normal day at work when all of a sudden out of nowhere

This Valentines Day I'm spending some quality time with the sweetest girl I know... my parents' cat Junebug.

Working in a busy restaurant is not for the faint of heart.

Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Hell yeah Smashburger. Just inhaled this double bacon avocado burger. So tasty 🤤 #Goodlunch

When I skeet “hello tiny people who live in my phone,” this is the phone I’m talking about

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #397,469!

I'm just going to put a little bit of whipped cream on my dessert, I say, lying to myself

In totally rad news, the school library has a small Manga section, so that's fun. Checked this out, I'm sure it will be a nice light hearted romp /s

My parents' cat is such a sweet baby! I just love her so much, she's perfect

Send me a photo of your pet and an explanation of what ware they would sell if they ran a tiny store. Cap'n Kirk would run a hot dog cart. He would be so terrible at it, always trying to get customers to let him lick their food or give him belly rubs. He would probably give away free samples too

This is my orange tabby Cap'n Kirk. There are many like him but this one is mine. He was a stray that I took in about ten years ago and he's the best friend any cat owner could ask for. He's got a big heart and derpy brain and I lub him. I lub him so much.

My good boy, Capt. Kirk, seen here at his post (the cat condo) hard at work (being very good)

Breaking in my new mug by drinking red wine out of it at bedtime, like the classy bitch I am

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚 🧙 Day 7

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚 Day 6

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚 Day 5

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚 Day 4

If you see this post a vampire

Behold, two Good Cats. My parents' cat Junebug, and my cat Kirk. They both want you to know that you could definitely pet them and give them treats. Kirk might even let you scoop him up and give him little kisses. He is a marshmallow.

Meet my new buddy, Papa Duende. He's from Argentina. He's going to be my house spirit 🧙

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚 Day 3

post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or alice in chains

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚 Day 2

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 📚 🧝 Day 1

Okay, no one else follow me, ever. Either that or I need 351 more followers stat. But let's just stick with the first thing. Bsky is for screaming into the void, thx