AryaOrgana

@aryaorgana

Writer. Geek. Out of spoons. Neurospicy pan she/her. Chicagoland transplanted Gen X country girl. Animal rescuer. Trauma survivor. Aspiring Morticia. Anxiety based life form. Enthusiastically mediocre triathlete. If I die, pause my Garmin.

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AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Jan 28

The Pitt

Image is white text on a black background that reads " your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?"

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Jan 26

I've been meaning to organize a blind Scotch tasting and you're the first on my list of invites This is a Bobby Burns... Scotch based cocktail, highly recommend Slàinte!

Image is woman's hand holding a coupe glass with a deep amber cocktail in it, garnished with Luxardo cherry on a stainless steel cocktail pick

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Oct 10

As a runner who loves this race, as a volunteer who works this race, as a member of the endurance community who loves my people, there aren't words for the rage I feel about ICE planning to invade this iconic event packed with hard working athletes and their families #ChicagoMarathon #RunChicago

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ICE at Chicago marathon. Good evening folks, I work for the Chicago Park District and we were informed today that ICE will be all throughout the marathon and told us not to interfere. I've worked the Chicago marathon since 2017 and every year it has been peaceful and rewarding to see those who accomplished something that they have been working on all year, just for the attention to be on these useless fucks. So please spread the word to those who don't know. Thank you and stay safe chicago.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Jul 11

FFS the body's not even cold yet, let us grieve!!

Image is of a very recently closed JoAnn Fabrics store with a Spirit Halloween Coming Soon sign in the window.

For the record, yes this is my local JoAnn I shopped at constantly. Yes, I took this picture. Yes, I am a deeply devoted Halloween geek who gets excited when the first Spirit signs show up in retail corpses... but this one hurts.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· May 20

#RIPNorm

Image is of George Wendt as Norm from Cheers sitting at the bar with a beer. Image credit Cheers wiki.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Apr 29

Dizzy spell at mile 11 because it's too damn hot for April aside, my 12 miler went okay and I was so happy to help more baby animals off the trail so they wouldn't get killed by bikes

Image is a collage of 3 baby animals on a crushed limestone trail. Upper right is a teeny tiny turtle barely 2 inches wide. Upper right was an adorable little mostly black snake, barely 6 inches long. Bottom is a tiny, brown patterned snake who took offense to my assistance out of danger and kept posing to strike and if was the cutest damn thing ever. These snakes were so tiny I'm guessing they just hatched. I'd like to think Emily at Snake Discovery would approve of me gently scooting them out of harm's way.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Mar 12

Me, child of a hoarder: *Helps relative rehome tons of stuff* Me, mid declutter of my own home: *promises myself I will keep nothing* Me, a writer with OCD and ADHD: *finds pristine pretty notebook in the stuff* Oh. Oh no. Me: *reverently adds it to my secret stash of pristine pretty notebooks*

Image is of a small notebook with a beige cloth cover in a subtle floral print. A brown cloth ribbon bookmark is peeking out the bottom. There's a paper store label on the front that reads Flower & Tree cloth notebook. The notebook is sitting on a light wood desk.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Feb 16

Image is a screen cap of a Tumblr thread showing questions that bigots often ask writers who center character who are not white cis het males.
First post reads: Question "Why does that character have to be queer?" Response is "why not?" Question "why does that character have to be trans?" Response "why not?" Question "why does that character have to be a POC?" Response "why not"
Second post reads: "this post is making straight cis white people angry keep reblogging it"
Third post reads: "Another good response with Why Not is as opposed to? Just watch them try not to say normal. JUST WATCH THEM"

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Feb 6

Image is of a cross stitch on white fabric held in a hoop. There are 3 rainbows horizontally separating two phrases, which read: They were the fuckaroundiest of times, they were the findoutiest of times

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Feb 3

Image is of a lovely black woman visible from the waist up wearing a green sweatshirt, cream turtleneck and black sunglasses. She's on a sidewalk, standing in front of a building made of huge gray stone blocks. She's holding a big cardboard sign handwritten in black Sharpie that reads January 2025 did not pass the vibe check

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Dec 25

All my teenagers want for Christmas is cash and video game downloads, but at least I can still wrap toys for the dog

Image is of a bright red stuffed triceratops lying on its side in a cardboard box. This adorable dog toy will survive approximately 47 seconds once my 90 pound bully gets a hold of it but his joy will totally be worth it.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Dec 1

Me: *very squee that my ADHD writer with a million cold cups of forgotten tea ass finally got a mug warmer* Also me...

Image is of a portion of a light wood desk with several items on it. On the left is a tall glass water bottle with a lilac silicone cover. Beside that on the left is a gigantic novelty mug that says happy birthday on it full of writing utensils. Beside that on the left is a shiny new mug warmer that is set to 145°. Beside that on the left is a Jack and Sally themed coffee mug, sitting on the desktop, right next to the mug warmer.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Nov 28

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Nov 22

I don't know who needs to hear this but if your turkey is in the neighborhood of 20 pounds you need to take it out of the freezer today

Image is of a frozen 21 pound turkey, inside a sturdy box labeled Mary's Feee Range, sitting on a light maple kitchen table

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Nov 22

Show me your pet and what they were named after

Image is of Riker, a 4-year-old bully mix with a brown body, white face, white chest, and white feet. He is sitting in a yard covered in fall leaves, and a tree and fence are visible in the background. He's wearing a seasonal bandana with skulls and orange flowers on it.

Image is of Commander William Riker from Star Trek. He's doing the Riker Stance. Data is sitting at the console next.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Oct 11

Wearing my new mask for the first time in public and getting some weird looks here in this Walgreens... from unmasked people actively coughing while standing close to others in line We have learned nothing #immunecompromised #maskingsaveslives

Image is a middle aged woman from the shoulders up. She has shoulder length dark brown hair, hazel eyes, and is wearing an orange shirt. Half her face is covered with a silicone seal Flo Mask with a pale green and pink cherry blossom print on the frame.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Sep 1

I'm really happy with how my Coraline themed wreath came out! I'd like to think that @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com would approve

Image is of a small diameter homemade wreath themed from the character Coraline. 3/4 of it is yarn wrapped in bright yellow like her raincoat, and the rest is yarn wrapped in a shiny teal like her hair. There is a rhinestone dragonfly hair clip in the hair, and on the yellow part are two black buttons, it wouldn't spool with black thread going through a large silver needle, a green triangular stone with a circle hole in the middle, and a skeleton key with a button on top.

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· Jul 26

#CodeOrange at TJ Maxx

Image is an aisle at TJ Maxx full of Halloween decor

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· May 27

PSA... Your triathlete friends are begging you to stop sending us this meme Not only have we seen it, we're at the point where we have a 0 days since last hippo meme incident reset

The image is of meme with the central image being a hippo running through water with big waves splashing on either side of it. There are black bars above and below the hippo image with white text that says "Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon."

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· May 26

Half tempted to text my old therapist with this picture to say check it out, CBT for my phobias even helped phobias we didn't work on!

Image is of a white woman's hand with a cicada resting calmly on the end of her fingers

AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· May 9

I have legit had to defend triathlon from people calling it a cult and then I see stuff like this in my tri group and I'm like guys this isn't helping our reputation for being weird 😂

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AryaOrgana@aryaorgana· May 8

Me: Gotta get my shit together. Gotta get this weight gain under control or I'll never finish Ironman. Gotta stop stress drinking. Life: How about two kids with fevers and a trip to Pediatric Cardiology for your children's hospital subspecialties bingo card? Me, on a Tuesday night: