Tonight's menu is horse burritos. My love whipped up the salsa earlier. I tackled the refried beans and rice. I seared the horse in far too much butter, which leads me to an important culinary question... What exactly am I supposed to do with my horse butter? 🐴🧈 @nigella.bsky.social

Following the Google Maps guy

Locked up in the KEEP

#nowreading I rescued this book from the edge of a rubbish bin.

What the fuck? My time is valuable. Feedback in exchange for a free month of Prime would be nice instead of dressing it up as an exclusive opportunity. Yeah, I watched that shite movie; feel free to make fun of me #amazon

19.50 euros

Left to my own devices in Genève, I'm preparing a habanero chilli watermelon smoothie for my late lunch today. I'm looking forward to a swim at Genève-Plage after work. It is what the locals do. Swim in a very cold lake.

A mediocre witch, in a mediocre marriage, tries to pass on her gifts to her twin daughters, who, it becomes apparent, have skills far beyond her own. #nowreading

Lots of hypocrites who celebrate John Wick but can't find the nuance of Citizen Vigilante because it doesn't suit their agenda.

[Citizen Vigilante] was a great movie. I'm not sure why there was outrage for being a sad tale about the world we live in. I was attacked by a migrant who tried to rob me, but I kicked the shit out of him, and I remain charged to this day for defending myself.

I had a lovely chat with the bar owner. I told him we are going on our annual road trip shortly. He gave me this book. 🍾

Solve this genius

Don't be a Minion. Be a good boy

Movie night

Just did the classic Melbourne shuffle from the CBD to St Kilda and back, and I had Innocence Waning Part 1 to keep me company. Don’t be a drongo. If you want a story that’s fair dinkum brilliant, grab your copy today! 🇦🇺📖 #InnocenceWaning #BookSky #ReadingCommunity #MelbourneReads #AussieAuthors

Absolutely brilliant! 🇬🇧 Check out the latest look, Innocence Waning Part 1 by Chezdon Mitchell. If you're looking for a masterclass in storytelling, this is the one you need on your shelf. Grab your copy today! 📚✨ #InnocenceWaning #BookSky #MustRead #ChezdonMitchell #NewRelease

Goog night

@amazonprime.bsky.social I did the work for you. #RebirthofInnocence Now get the named people on board and make a trillion dollars. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I created the ultimate guide on how to read the 'Rebirth of Innocence' book series. It maps out the story in a clear, easy-to-follow way and shows exactly why #Netflix should be hooked. Yay me! If not, pay me heaps to sort out your #python requests ❤️ Go to: amazon.com/author/chezdon #booksky

Tonight we are celebrating this book. It is fucking good.

"The Shining" is on. It makes sense.

All my instincts, they return And the grand facade, so soon will burn Without a noise, without my pride I reach out from the inside

Yaaaaas get in front of your CRT bastard #bullshark3

My head is about to explode Thanks for the advice 😃

I'm having fun! #bullshark3 nothing as sexy as this on the #booktok channel

#bullshark3 The Emperor's New Clothes 😀

"BULL SHARK 3. i’m back, i’m loud, and i’m dragging u all under with me. 🌊💀 #BullShark3" #booktok

"Twelve"