Ash Dylan

@ashdylan

writer, reader of romance | he/him

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Ash Dylan@ashdylan· 14d

Elizabeth, Call me Spider-Man because you make me want to flick my wrist until I spurt out white sticky stuff. Respectfully, Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· 20d

Elizabeth, I don’t want a data center. Just a D in your center. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· 29d

Elizabeth, Are you Homer’s The Odyssey? Because you’ll come from a strong oral tradition. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Jul 6

Elizabeth, You’re a good girl, but I want to corrupt you like FIFA. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Jun 29

A Where’s Waldo? fair had higher attendance than the Great American State Fair and I love that for books.

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Jun 18

Elizabeth, I will make you Versailles. I will make you Vermoan. I will make you Vercomeonthiscock. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Jun 14

She’s a romance reader. It’s a hockey stick. Can one night of passion lead to love? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now!

She made me feel like nothing more than an object for her pleasure, an unorthodox sex toy, but at the same time she made me feel alive. Like this was what I was created in a factory to do.

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Jun 11

Elizabeth, I have enclosed one (1) sundress. Please let me know the location at which you would like to be railed, and I shall do so forthwith. Respectfully, Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Jun 5

What if a romance reader and a sentient hockey stick fell in love FOR REAL?? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now!

She rocked into my shaft, tongue-pucked my blade, and rode me. Her excited breath against my shaft felt more earned than any goal I had ever been used to score.

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· May 30

Elizabeth, I will put you through the mattress so hard they’ll feel it in Boston. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· May 30

This year’s coldest club is Freedom 250. This place has nothing:

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· May 29

A #FridayFling excerpt from my sentient hockey stick romance. Yes, TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is a romance with a hockey stick

“You’re mine.” She moved me, pressing my shaft against the hockey glove. So I was the one pushing her fingers in deeper. I was the one fucking her with the glove. And I saw bliss take over her face at the intrusion. It felt more intimate than anything we had done before, like we had stripped away so many layers, there was nothing left but the truth.

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· May 28

Elizabeth, I don’t want my face on money. Unless your pussy is money. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· May 23

Elizabeth; Everyone knows dumb has a b in it. But only I know last night your bum had a d in it. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· May 22

me when it happens

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· May 1

a hockey romance reader has a one-night stand with a sentient hockey stick and then they fell in love FOR REAL!! TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2DNYT...

“What if I don’t want gentle?” “Then prepare to get pucked. Hard.”

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Apr 29

Elizabeth, I’ll tell the Supreme Court the same thing I told your family: 6 of you can go fuck yourselves. Darcy

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Apr 28

I like my passport design better

US passport but instead of Trump’s face it’s the couple on the cover of Tender is the Storm

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Apr 17

what if a hockey romance reader had a one-night stand with a sentient hockey stick and then they fell in love FOR REAL?? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2DNYT...

Ash Dylan@ashdylan· Apr 16

what if a reader of hockey romance novels slept with her ex-boyfriend’s sentient hockey stick and then they fell in love FOR REAL?? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now!