Asher in five

@asherd

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart." Baseball über alles. Writer over yonder at @PitcherList.com In this house we respect Greg Bird. 📍Brooklyn

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Asher in five@asherd· 28d

CW: his native accent

Asher in five@asherd· 28d

The original headline "Trump Derangement Syndrome is getting in the way of my love life"

Asher in five@asherd· 28d

Asher in five@asherd· 29d

NO BUNTING

stevie janowski emphatically disallowing bunting

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 11

Mayor Mamdani on a school bus, the subtitle says "Let's go Norway"

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 9

WHAT

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 8

Do love that they didn't change the language select flag to the US one.

The Union Jack on the NYC Official store

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 8

Absolutely love the look of utter and complete focus on Mamdani's face in his IG post about this.

Mamdani in suit pants and a white shirt, with a New York City jersey looking like a man on *a mission* playing soccer

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 6

same

Swanboy cavorting in a jester hat. It's toothier than you might assume.

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 3

Uh, sure, ok man.

In a twist, Paul said if the Knicks hadn’t won the title, “there would be no board. He’d be going to the Knicks.” It’s unlikely James will sign with them, but Paul said the only thing that would need to happen is for Jalen Brunson to call.

“He would have to pick up the phone and say it’s no issue with me with you joining,” Paul said.

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 2

Looking forward to Mikal Bridges sitting courtside to support Pacome, who I assume is his son?

Mikal Bridges at the New York Knicks NBA Champions parade (because the New York Knicks are the NBA champions) holding a camcorder and wearing a Pacome Dadiet jersey backwards. Landry Shamet and OG are also there.

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 2

No thank you

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 2

@tgk.bsky.social forgive me if I missed it, but are you aware of Hogan Harris' sartorial choices vis-à-vis uniform buttons/undershirts?

Hogan Harris preparing to pitch with the top two buttons of his uniform undone and no undershirt

Asher in five@asherd· Jul 1

Running into the Cavs and Sixers like

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 29

I'm sorry this scoring decision is completely divorced from reality.

George Springer triples?! on a line drive to center fielder AJ Ewing?! Fielding error by center fielder AJ Ewing. (That last bit is true)

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 27

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 25

Giants broadcast, give me the Powerball numbers next please.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 25

AT&T Long Lines Building, a huge windowless monolith of a skyscraper that used to be absolutely full of phone switching gear. Nowadays it may or may not contain the TITANPOINTE NSA surveillance hub.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 25

Baseball ASMR (as long as you aren't a Mets fan) here where you get to hear Thornton's celebratory yell *and* the bat.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 25

Endy wins a challenge, is happy.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 25

Jasson is my vote for Player Of The Game

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 25

I have managed to tune in to see the dumbest possible runs scoring today.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 24

Then this happened.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 24

Incredible reaction from the booth in the O's game as the Angels tie it up on an infield uh...this: (I'm glad Akin didn't get his hand stepped on.)

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 24

Greatest city in the world, baby. #Knicksin5

Me, with a drawbridge stuck in the up position behind me.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 24

We got tired of waiting.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 24

Haha the Pulaski Bridge is stuck open in this southbound direction which uh...is where the bike and pedestrian paths are.

A whole mess of people and bikes and cars waiting on a bridge. One section of the drawbridge is still fully up even though everything else is down.

A wider shot, on the left you can see northbound traffic moving since that half of the bridge is fully down

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 24

Proudly trying to take up the mantle of the tea party is a hell of a choice and not beating the "more interested in oppositional defiance than building anything" accusations

A 32-year-old Democratic socialist who once said "Fuck Kamala Harris" has just beat the Chair of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus — who was backed by the entire party establishment and millions of dollars.

There is not even a doubt. The Democratic Tea Party is here.

Asher in five@asherd· Jun 22

Currently rocking the following