ashlynn_b

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🅴 🆂 🆀 ⚖️ NY → CHS • here for sports, politics & jokes • lifelong 🧀head & #Packers OWNER #GoPackGo 💚💛• #FearTheDeer🦌 #BucksIn6 • NYY 💙 #RepBX 👨🏻‍⚖️ #AllRise • TV obsessions - #FROM & #Severance

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ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 2d

well that’s enough internet for today

ENTERTAINMENT
Drake Barks on Command for Goth Influencer During Livestream Before Offering To Buy Her Mother a House
Rapper's playful role play and generous gesture dominate social media
By Christelle May Napiza
Published 09 August 2026, 10:25 PM BST

Photo of Drake with a goth girl with the caption: Drake barks on command for goth influencer during livestream before offering to buy her mother a house (PHOTO: X: PINKCHYU)
Drake got down on all fours, figuratively at least, and barked like a dog on live television for a goth internet personality, before pledging to buy her mother a house.

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ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 6d

this dumbass wants to stick to basketball now? 🙄

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 7d

I’d like to report that my first planting/growing season is shaping up to be a smashing success - harvested my first zucchini yesterday with lots more + tomatoes + cucumbers on the way!

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 7d

either of these dudes would be a win for me

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 7d

completely unsurprising that this take comes from THIS guy

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 9d

It’s 1,000% not doctored - they’re just stills from the video. you can watch the petal music video on YouTube - I just screenshot this on my phone

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 10d

ok apologies in advance [TW for anorexia/bulimia] but WTAFFF does ariana grande not have a single person in her life that genuinely gives a shit about her??? girl is dying right in front of us in her latest mv

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 14d

watching the PTFO episode from 9 mos ago about michael lombardi and imma need a part two @pablo.show

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· 21d

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jul 12

"I am with Israel. Do whatever the hell you have to do..." "Level the place." "Do in Gaza what we did in Tokyo and Berlin" vile comments from lindsey graham supporting genocide against palestinians and denigrating anyone with iranian heritage - the world is a safer, less hateful place without him

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jul 12

you know john mccain smacked the shit out of lindsey when he got down there

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jul 11

we became Haaland fans 6 days ago

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jul 9

ngl I miss when television series actually aired seasons with maybe a year between — I can’t tell you how many shows I just give up on because I don’t care anymore by the following season example - absolutely LOVED Pluribus, can already imagine I won’t give a shit in 3 years when S2 airs

post from r/WidowsBay titled ‘Apple TV exec when Widows Bay S2’

Matt Cherniss tells Variety:
So what's the timing on when we might see Season 2?
Well, [creator] Katie [Dippold] is going to take the day off, I hope. I know she's already thinking about Season 2 and going to jump into it as quickly as she can. We're on it, and we know the audience is hungering for more episodes, so we're going to try and move as quickly as we can. The show is a labor of love. It's shot in a location [in Massachusetts] that isn't always the easiest to shoot in.
So there are some elements that do sort of dictate turnaround a little bit, but everyone's working as quickly as they can.

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jul 6

gotta say - if you aren’t watching every World Cup game with Trevor Noah’s livestream running side-by-side then you’re doing it wrong

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jul 4

history doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes

a black woman looking over her shoulder at robed Klansman walking down the street in Montgomery, AL in 1956

Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026.

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jul 3

I think I’ve decided that someday, when I retire from my legal career, I’m just going to run a raccoon rescue/habitat and play with these guys all day - WHY ARE THEY SO CUUUUUTE?!? 🥹🥰

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jun 30

so sorry for David’s loss, just donated to the Kyra Fund - everyone should: fundraise.gbmresearch.org/campaign/812...

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jun 30

alright Côte d’Ivoire - your turn to shock the world 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jun 29

well I am thoroughly ✨obsessed✨ with these little kits living in the woods behind my house 🦝🦝🦝 I hope they never stop visiting. 🥰🥰🥰

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jun 25

never any doubt 🔥🔥🔥 🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jun 24

counterpoint: • unflinching criticism ≠ hate • no political party is owed voter loyalty free from pushback • no politician should feel above contempt if they act in contemptible ways if the dem party reaction to primary results tonight is to scold voters expressing frustration at the ballot box…

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jun 24

so my backyard is slowly becoming a disney movie… no one wants to venture closer than the fence (probably because of my dogs) but these early evening visitors just keep getting cuter 🥰

ashlynn_b@ashlynnb· Jun 22

finally watched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die after wanting to catch it in the theater and never making it… absolutely fantastic movie, one of the most original I’ve seen in awhile, totally loved it!!