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@ashyknuckles
Tell your dog I said 😤🏃🏾♀️
Ate one taco for breakfast. The other is for post lunch. Lunch is coffee lmao
I feel like I’m at the point where it’s fuck technology. My Fitbit watch claimed I had a 127 minute nap while at work…. I try to go delete it and it’s not something I can actually pull up and manually delete
You know what I hate more than non service animal dogs at grocery stores…. Resellers. Why are you reselling Madden Girl from tjmaxx?
I use discord but not enough for nitro and no one is viewing my profile fr But this is cute
Y’all wanna be deep so bad. Just fkn shop at target!!!! wtf does a protest have to do with manners!?!?
This is so accurate. I have a LOT of Virgo and Libra in my chart so I’m claiming all of the colors lmao
Like Mitch and Trump going to be on Brimestone Dr and Michael Jackson live off Milk and Honey Ave but I still don’t like the possibility
I worked for a company that serves Korean food everyday… Which is not a problem at all. Free food. Japchae up the ass. But to appeal to everyone, they usually have an American dish… Y’all why they serve cold chicken nuggets. (The Korean food is rolled omelette, kimchi, rice)
I want to try this seafood spot but the motel next door to it has roaches. The laundrymat a few stores down has roaches. And there’s not enough distance in between to assume this place is spotless. Regardless of the A
Trying to figure out how to send feedback through TestFlight but the app won’t let me put my calorie goal (even when I adjust macros close to it) I had bariatric surgery so my daily goal IS safely 880 calories. Is the numerical value broken for this input or can I not put “too low” of a number
This baby SW stack plus nails just make me so happy. I think.. no I know I found my signature nail. This is like my third time getting short almond French tip. It is just so me.
I got rejected from a job because the CEO said I lived too far. How legal is that? During the interview, she asked if I lived a good distance to commute to the office. I said yes. Later the day, she emailed me asking me what city I lived in because the CEO wants to know if I live close.
This shit was so sick in the head but I fell off the bed laughing because they just kept going with it lmao
“Cats do whatever they want” My white cat living in a black household:
This is why no one empathizes with journalists. YOURE THE MEDIA! You helped create these problems by normalizing all of the dumb shit. Don’t say they can’t be enraged because all of the coverage on ol boy last night gives angry.
This is the opposite of a flex. This is how much I can eat. I wanna get a large fry
Him five seconds after he finished drinking. Mind you it’s the same water. Excuse his privates. He has no manners.
Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL April (I rebuke this thinking but I love random photos)
venmo.com/u/youreashy Welp! Here I am with my hand out! I am unemployed and just had surgery last Tuesday. I can’t get UI (fighting that) or these jobs want 3/4 interviews to still reject you. Raising $2600 for rent and bills. Venmo link attached. Anything is appreciated
This is why I should stay outta gay people’s business. I surely did not know fleet was an actual brand. I just thought someone made a funny word for enema. Yet here I am today. About to use fleet.
Instead of shaming folks, I think we should periodically share the definition of common buzzwords. Hopefully that would deter people from using it incorrectly. Like monthly flash cards to ground us. Today’s word is media literacy.