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@asimplenotiboi
A Simple 28 y/o Noti Writer. 18+ only. Pfp by Punx n Pumps! Find me here:
Alright, and a second story has hit the patreon. This one featuring a lady stumbling across a spat between a bf and gf, and deciding to pop the guy while the gf is away~ Any amount will let you read early, but otherwise it'll be out on the 22nd. So have fun!
Heyo! On my patreon you can find a story where Princess Daisy uses some P-Balloons to blow up Princess Peach and Rosalina! Any amount will get you the ability to read, but if you don't want to wait it'll be posted elsewhere on the 15th!
Lately, Isabelle's passive aggressive comments have been bothering Cherry. So with a packet of special pop rocks, she plans to knock the secretary down a few pegs~ It's "Isaboom for Cherry"! I hope you enjoy!
It was a quiet day for the fox Ruby. That was until her lover Luna revealed that her favorite actress was at Luna's place of work. Which opens the door for a swell day~ It's "Stardust Fireworks at the Casino"! This was made for @calicomeow2.bsky.social, so I hope you enjoy!
Fuckin Pokopia got me sitting here with god damn graph paper to design a hanging gardens in one of my areas
As a show of peace, the Mittelfrank Opera Company opts to host a show within the Leicester Alliance with Dorothea as a star. But unknown to either party, the singer has a special objective with the timid noble Marianne. It's "Three Houses: Groaning Deer!" Hope you enjoy!
Had an idea of this being done by some kind of clown-like lady to someone else. Particularly with a hose in the navel.
After having her fun at the town's park, Emma the mime is looking for something fun to do at the town's beach. And to her delight, a twink named Ellis is perfect to play with~ It's "A Mime, A Twink, and an Impromptu Explosive Performance"! This is a comm for @afallenwaffle.bsky.social
Pass it along, let's see your pfp in it's full glory! Mweh heh spoopi >:3
Avery thinks running a computer shop on his own will be a swell time! However, a troublesome hacker arrives to make it a little more literal than he wants~ It's "So My Lovely". I hope you enjoy!
I haven't updated them since around the end of the spiderman set but here's some of my favs
Well this took my dumb ass long enough. But how about a part 2 to my "Inflator Psycho Dorothea" story? This one starring Marianne. Also yes I forgot about the Hypno story, but in my defense i eepy
Anyone know how to make this stop? It's like lagging out my laptop and I am getting annoyed. I only got 3 tabs open, none of which are like videos or anything, and the in browser tools did fuck all.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation or whatever
Well this has been fermenting for a long time. So long that when I started it, Avery wasn't even an OC, he was just going to be a one-off character. But otherwise, gonna keep it around and check on it later in the week, let it sit and do a read through.
One day, our lucky POV manages to win an appearance in Kasane Teto's latest show! All he has to do is some crossdressing, and he'll have an explosive meeting with his favorite utauloid~ It's "Blowing Utau pop"! I know that pun doesn't work well, but it's the best I can do. Anyway, enjoy!
Maeve is super awesome, and could use support if you can afford.
Got a new OC in the works, with art made by my friend @hiimoliveriexist.bsky.social. Might be sometime before I can do anything with her, especially since I don't even have a name for her.
I am so sorry I might not get all my stories done by the end of the year Retail in christmas into a cold might slow down my pace.
And then people make things from them! It's that easy! And credit to MirrorG and Jinglejab for the pics, as well as my friend Luna for letting me use Priya, of course.
People who need AI to describe how to make things are weak. Like when I want a comm, I doodle! Like look at these!
Been a bit since I've done this. But I got a super OOC and self indulgent story with Teto, starring a totally not me, at a V1. Gonna let it sit for a few days, and have it go up when i feel it's fitting in the next 2 months.