AL B. DAMNED
@aspiringcriminal
#Brooklyn native🗽🇭🇹 #LA resident 🌴 Just tryna laugh and be stupid
If this is for English class, your kid should tell the teacher this should be a colon & demand extra credit for catching it
So I realized if before I even peel it, I slice off the bottom, the skin will come off easier. The skin is tougher closer to the bottom, so if you gently peel it all the way down to the tip of the clove, the skin will come right off in 3-4 big strips without falling apart
Once I get Washington and Alaska, maaaybe MI (Detroit?) & maaaybe TN (Nashville?)…I’ll be good on the US. I wouldn’t mind spinning the block on New Orleans though, and DC (after 2028)
Cantaloupe taste like summers before global warming. It’s honeydew that’s guilty of the charges your honor
I refuse to buy Band-Aids cause they never gave af about other skin tones until they saw a black-owned business succeeding at it first. And then copied them. These are the only bandages I buy 😎
I see you, MODEL. Peep the difference between my passport and my license 😭 and I was sleep deprived when I took the DMV pic
Five days before rent due? Did Roc Nation put you up to this my brotha?
I thought this one was me but nah this nigga really did say snitches was signing “alpha davids” 😭
I was mad confused why Aaliyah was keeping newborns in her closet but I asked no questions
What’s some lyrics yall embarrassed you used to sing wrong?😭 I was like 12 talking bout “and I keep my penis clean, it’s…”
