Mike Bird

@astronautbread

Have you seen Andor? That's pretty much it. I also Stan Michigan State Spartans.

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Mike Bird@astronautbread· Dec 5

My sources say they are erecting a statue of Mel Tucker, sitting at his desk on the phone, wanking

Social media post by Rico Beard, with photo of artist rendering of a renovated Spartan Stadium. Post reads there is an athletic department press conference of major announcement on December 5 at 10 a.m.

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Nov 25

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 stand on their crashed X-Wing starfighter, partially submerged in the swamp of the planet Dagobah

A panel from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip by Bill Watterson. Features a young boy crawling out of his imaginary flying saucer.

Album art for Red Octopus, a 1975 Jefferson Starship release

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Nov 25

🎶 Riddle me this, my brother, can you handle it? Your style to my style, you can't hold a candle to it Equinox symmetry and the balance is right Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night 🎶 Vote for PAUL'S BOUTIQUE

Pope Leo sings 'Shadrach' off the Best Album of 1989, PAUL'S BOUTIQUE by the Beastie Boys

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Nov 11

If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons

An advanced utopian future society with flying cars and clean air

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Oct 6

Today, the best album gets spun on the turntable. Coincidence or not, my vote is automatic.

Records! Featuring The Jesus and Mary Chain, Automatic, on vinyl

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Oct 1

Happy October to all who observe

Distracted boyfriend meme. A woman in red shirt represents PUMPKIN BEER, distracting the "me on October 1st" boyfriend who has lost interest in an annoyed woman in light blue shirt standing in for IPA

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Sep 30

Move over "80's Night" puffer. Tiger fans have a new favorite Vest! #DetroitTigers

Detroit Tigers 80's themed puffer vest from a special ticket for their September 5, 2025 home game against the Chicago White Sox.
Black and teal with yellow and magenta stripes, and a white Olde English D on the back

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Aug 30

Iggy guest-starred in that episode, but he should headline the eventual State funeral. Powerful, punk rock energy from a leader only 1 year younger than the thing in the casket. "Lust for Life" would hit so hard.

Iggy Pop, in full alien makeup as a vorta, absolutely owning a terrific episode of the wonderful Deep Space Nine

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Jul 26

Cartoon of an ugly man wearing an apron and bow tie, standing behind his bar and cleaning a beer mug. He says, "Where you been, Homer? Entire Commonwealth's gay. Aerospace, too. And the railroads."

Mike Bird@astronautbread· Jul 21

My Fantastic Four

Mike Bird@astronautbread· May 4

I've been seeing a bunch of you lousy kids talking about today being Star Wars Day. I don't get it. Any day is Star Wars Day if you don't have shit to do. Always has been since 1977.