And, again, the master race seems a bit fucking lacking.

Oh no. Roland,does for storms like his ancestors.

Didn't even get it for a cringe highschool photo because he looks like this.

I've been in a years-long conflict trying to vermin-proof my bins against this specific little shit, and tonight she's just taunting me.

Cough

Baby marmots and the baby marmot wanter

One of the more amusing challenges lately has been this guy, who seems to know what the fence does while my giant dog who has no prey drive lies down to make friends.

*cough*

Post the best picture you've ever taken if your pet

Happy 6th gotcha day to this spectacular dingus

Oh for the love of God don't tell my dog.

When tomahawk steaks are on sale, you buy them. That's just math.

Yes! I opted for soup, but the sentiment is the same.

I am making the elaborate potatoes I saw on a video on the internet.

If you knew what it is to own the Costco model.

Alright, now it's Christmas time.

Instructions unclear, I got the large one.

The dog always expects John McCrae to pet him.

Well, that was more work than I expected it to be.

Very productive day at the home office today.

Fuck em all

This is my favorite section at the buffet. Not because the food tastes good because by definition it cannot, but simply because it exists.

Nobody, anywhere, is using AI to cure cancer. People who want you to use AI are asking you to huff CO2.

The problem is the Newfoundland whe visits grandma.

We're all very upset only because the Supreme Court's mascot isn't going to look the same. Amicus rocks.

Be real.

How's that working for you, tourism-wise.

Still got it.

It's not yet officially autumn but it is 100% smoked chicken season.

I am currently looking forward to the weekend so I can torture my giant dog by smoking a chicken. He always gets a taste, but the process is hard on him, psychologically.