my brother in Allah, there is no chance Infantino will let that happen lol

Very rarely these trying times you find an absolutely unhinged tweet like the good ol days

This jont had me cackling earlier

I thought this was pretty witty but it seemingly went right over her head

my boy is going through it 😂😂

Making the whole bar listen to Hue the band

Also got to meet this little local celebrity who has been in the neighborhood since 2019. Tried to introduce myself but was immediately curved.

Everyone, do yousrelf a favor and get over to Pete's Diner, 2nd Street SE in Capitol Hill, and get the fresh squeezed (freshly squozen?) watermelon juice. A truly heavenly elixir.

It’s been mostly through spoken conversation but this one is a doozy

Gambit's death in "Remember it." still gets a thug tear out of me every time.

Gotta add her to this meme 😭

Start ups are the absolute devil. Wuttisdis??

"yOu HeArD-"

Exhibit B:

I know I'm not the only person who immediately pictured Steve Harvey.

"yo Chelsea won the Champions League??" "YESSIR. I was at the bar after the game like"

💀💀💀💀

Put on one of my polos for the first time in 7-8 months and the sleeves don’t fit no more

There is no feasible way to truly explain how bad this film is.

PRECISELY

💀💀💀 I’m crying at Invincible making their character, who is quite literally Satan, look like THIS! #Invincible

Literally just walked past this business sign in Old Town and I fucking busted out laughing. The WHAT method?!

Find friends you can play WSG madlibs with throughout the week 😂

omm some of the best food in the DMV

I’m actually pretty witty sometimes