The Notorious AFP
@augustafreepress
That’s me, the Fringe Media dude. Augusta Free Press (Waynesboro, Va.) Founded in 2002. Still going strong.
Waynesboro: LIFEworks Project fundraiser to benefit River City Bread Basket augustafreepress.com/news/waynesb...
Trump Court upholds state laws banning trans males from female sports augustafreepress.com/news/trump-c...
Which do you prefer, dumass or dumbass? That dumass/dumbass doesn't understand that everybody who is not him knows that DUMB ends in "b." What a fuckin' dumass/dumbass. I prefer the one with the "b," because he really is a dumbass. Thank you for your attention to this incredibly dumbass matter.
Joe Rogan is the retired insurance salesman on the Board of Trustees who is taking over as interim superintendent at the military school, demands to be called “Lt. Col,” and smells like Brut.
Albemarle County: Local man arrested on child porn possession charges augustafreepress.com/news/albemar...
Update: Harrisonburg Police arrest one, seek second suspect in shooting augustafreepress.com/news/update-...
Augusta County: Authorities searching for local man last seen in March augustafreepress.com/news/augusta...
UVA Football: ACC announces kickoff time for season opener in Brazil augustafreepress.com/news/uva-foo...
Former candidate Pete Barlow endorses Beth Macy in Sixth District congressional race augustafreepress.com/news/former-...
Spotswood grad Daryl Irvine was teammates with Curry, pitched for Boston Red Sox augustafreepress.com/news/spotswo...
Workshopping something ... Trump likes giving people dumb names. My dumb name for Ben Cline: BenClown. Not terribly original, but, it could get sticky. Thinking about rolling out a five-day-a-week podcast on Cline starting next week. Working title: Insane Cline Posse.
For all the wailing and gnashing of teeth over the lack of activity from UVA Basketball coach Ryan Odom on the portal, I think we’re missing where we should be most disappointed. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/uva-bas... #UVA #uvabasketball #basketball #collegebasketball #sports
Ben Cline either doesn’t know geography, or he just thinks you are as dumb as he is. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/ben-cli...
Week 2 of the Darby Allin era as the 170-pound AEW world champ was another flop on TV. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/aew-dyn... #aew #AEWDynamite #WWE #wrestling
After a four-year varsity baseball career at Waynesboro High School, Jackson Sherman wanted to stay in-state to play college ball. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/waynesb... #baseball #collegebaseball #shenandoahuniversity #waynesborova
When I wrote Thursday’s update on gas prices, in the 11 a.m. ET quarter-hour, the average nationwide was $4.33 a gallon. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/todays-... #gasprices #Trump #newsfeed #politicsnews
Chesterfield County Police are asking for the public’s assistance in locating 22-year-old Brenna Curtis and her two children, Leilani, age 2, and Mykah, age 10 months. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/chester... #chesterfieldcounty #police #Missingperson
A Crozet man wanted in Augusta County, Rockbridge County and Waynesboro on felony probation violations was arrested in Albemarle County after a pursuit on Thursday. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/albemar... #albemarlecounty #police #Virginia
Seven UVA Basketball alums suited up in the NBA in the 2025-2026 season. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/uva-bas... #UVA #uvabasketball #basketball #NBA #Sports #Charlottesville
Glenn Youngkin yanked Virginia out of the Electronic Registration Information Center, a multistate compact that helps ensure up-to-date voter rolls and helps voters register when they move, in 2023. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/virgini... #Virginia
With Child Abuse Prevention Month coming to a close, I want to take a moment to acknowledge the 1 in 10 children who will experience sexual abuse before their 18th birthday. Letter online: augustafreepress.com/news/charle-... #ChildAbusePreventionMonth
Donald Trump is bragging again about being asked to take another cognitive exam, as if the rest of us don’t know what it means to be asked to take a cognitive exam. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/trump-i... #DonaldTrump #dementia
Prince Charles, sorry, King Charles III – he was Prince Charles for a lot longer than he’ll be King – will be visiting Front Royal on Thursday, as part of a quick tour of the Shenandoah Valley at the end of his state visit. Online: augustafreepress.com/news/king-ch... #kingcharles #Virginia
Remember how former FBI director James Comey posted a photo of sea shells spelling out “86 47” last year? The Trumpers just got an indictment against Comey for that. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/doj-ind... #comedy #JamesComey #jimmykimmel #Trump
WWE announced a fresh set of roster cuts last week, and there’s some talent among the new free agents, starting with The Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, who I see as perfect fits in AEW. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/wwe-jus... #aew #WWE #wrestling
First-year UVA Baseball coach Chris Pollard is trying to be the voice of calm, as the fan base is beside itself over the sudden freefall of their ’Hoos. Story online: augustafreepress.com/news/uva-bas... #uva #uvabaseball #baseball