Monkey Census Taker

@automationbias

I run, play guitar and write software in rural-ish Massachusetts.

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Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Jul 9

BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

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Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Apr 18

It's somehow even worse than this.

Democrats in congress holding tiny signs of opposition during the state of the union

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Dec 23

Holy shit. #epstein www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

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Dear L. N.

As you know by now, I have taken the "short route" home. Good luck! We shared one thing . . . our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they'd reach their full potential.

Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to "grab snatch", whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system.

Life is unfair.

Yours

J. Epstein

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Nov 18

Andrew Lysenko dejectedly looking down at his hat in Hunt for Red October

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Nov 5

Just in case

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Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Jul 16

A small Bernedoodle puppy running toward the camera

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Jul 14

Big dog, little dog.

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Jul 13

This is Mabel, everybody.

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· May 30

The worst person you know just made a good point

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· May 7

The “You lost another submarine?” Scene from The Hunt for Red October

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Jan 17

Oh, I think you’re being generous. My parents’ idea of China looks more like this:

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Nov 22

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

An eccentric scientific prodigy and his secretary investigate mysteries.

Monkey Census Taker@automationbias· Nov 17

Peter Thiel spent millions financing JD Vance's political career just so that he could have the kind of access that Elon Musk is now enjoying. I wonder how he's feeling about that.