Hugh Osborne
@available4panto
Actor/playwright, waiting for both acting agent and literary agent to get on #BlueSky so I can link to them
Got excited when I saw "World Cup" trending. But no, they still haven't unwrapped it:
BREAKING Nigel Farage claims that Establishment dentists are stitching it up so that he can't get an appointment
Watching "The House That Dripped Blood" and the scariest thing so far is the lunch of Spam and celery that Joanna Dunham is rustling up for Denholm Elliott.
The journalist has disabled comments and quotes, so I've had to screenshot it. But I guess what people simply mean, when talking about Farage not being covered by the MSM, is: "Why isn't it the lead item on the BBC News?" (And we've all got an answer to THAT question...)
Meanwhile, at mime school, Donald Trump has finally mastered knocking on the door. Next week, it's holding a rectangular box. The week after that, walking in the wind.
Labour MPs unhappy with the treatment of Starmer loyalists have warned they could make life hard for Burnham at the Budget “Andy’s Starmerite purge has created an incredibly powerful phalanx of skilled political operators who intimately know the government’s fiscal position"
Basically, the right's critique of Christopher Nolan's Odyssey can be summed up as follows:
As Andy Burnham holds his first cabinet meeting, Darren Jones emerges from the shadows, intent on sabotage:
Just caught up with this picture of Trump falling asleep, wholly understandably, to the soothing sound of a 4th of July fireworks display.
BREAKING As the Starmerites' search continues for someone a bit like Sir Keir Starmer but with even more charisma, attention turns to Darren Jones:
Great news for @knutcrosswords.bsky.social Al Carns hasn't ruled out standing for the Labour leadership.
Andy Burnham has been in the Palace of Westminster for five minutes and his hair looks greyer already
Meanwhile, as Starmer flails, John Healey changes his tie, puts on his wig and gets back in business.
Don't tell me David Miliband hasn't changed. He now uses invisible bananas.
Just found out that my Eagle Eyes Wes Streeting would have been a lot more valuable if I'd kept it in the box
Keir Starmer gets it. He's bringing the youth vote back to Labour by hiring Gordon Brown. And his whip-smart comms team have announced it in a way that is sure to play well on the doorsteps of Mansfield and Runcorn.
This pic of Andrew will be right up there with the snap of Maggie leaving No 10.
Come for Joyce Carol Oates' takedown of Musk; stay for the semi-colons.
Jenrick entertains the #ToryPartyConference with his well-known Shari Lewis impersonation
Lindsey Graham needs a little less is-the-pope-a-catholic and a little more does-a-bear-sh*t-in-the-woods