Alex VI

@avazig

Citizen of the world. UK based. I post mostly in English, but do expect the odd tweets in Swedish, Spanish, Catalan or Italian. Archer. Scuba diver. 🏳️‍⚧️ Ally Avatar alt: South park avatar of me, a white person, before I grew the beard No fan of DMs

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Alex VI@avazig· 23d

Not that Arteta didn't do the same Is that 63 starts for club and country? He'll be a walking skeleton, and hopefully not get a massive injury.

Rice with seven World Cup qualifying games 6 World Cup games 35 Premier League games three League Cup games and 11 Champions League games

Alex VI@avazig· 24d

4th doesn't get a medal, but 3rd does. That medal can be shown to grandchildren. Top players like Henrik Larsson, Ljungberg, Modric et al would disagree that it doesn't mean anything. Perfect is the enemy of good.

Modric: “This [World Cup bronze] medal is very important for us, for me, for Croatia as a national team, as a country,” Modric told BeIN Sports. “We confirm with this medal that Croatia is playing an important role in the world of football and we are leaving Qatar as winners."

Alex VI@avazig· 28d

Stats like these, or on whoscored

Comparison of Bouaddi, Nico G, Rice and Elliot Anderson visualised showing that Bouaddi does fairly well in possessions won and duels, yet his passing is not as impressive.

Alex VI@avazig· 29d

R.I.P. Sam Neil. He was quite the celebrity in Sweden way before Jurassic Park, Event Horizon and his many other roles.

Sam Neil describing how puzzled he is that Sweden's national broadcaster has the tradition of airing Ivanhoe every new year's day since 1982.

Alex VI@avazig· Jul 10

I really wonder what this banner was meant to say.

Spanish banner in the football stadium with the letters "ANAL"

Alex VI@avazig· Jul 10

This one?

Ann widdecombe with Nigel farage posing with power stances, which looks like widdecombe is pissing standing.

Alex VI@avazig· Jul 6

IFAB you say? It looked like he didn't mean to be so violent, but intent is not a criteria. We can agree to disagree

Serious foul play
A tackle or challenge that endangers the safety of an opponent or uses excessive force or brutality must be sanctioned as serious foul play.

Any player who lunges at an opponent in challenging for the ball from the front, from the side or from behind using one or both legs, with excessive force or endangers the safety of an opponent is guilty of serious foul play.

Alex VI@avazig· Jul 5

Elliot Anderson in a City shirt, hushing

Alex VI@avazig· Jul 5

Egil "Drillo" Olsen's coaching style is defined by a data-driven, highly structured tactical approach that favors an impenetrable, compact defense and direct attacking transitions over retaining possession in the opponent's half. He revolutionized Norwegian football by focusing on quick counter-attacks, long passes, and intensive zonal marking.Key Tactical CharacteristicsCompact Defense: His teams set up as a cohesive defensive unit, pressing and hassling opponents in the middle and defensive thirds to force turnovers.Direct Play: He utilized a vertical approach—using long passes and quick counter-attacks to exploit spaces behind the opponent's defensive line rather than building up slowly.Zonal Marking: Heavily structured defensive shapes allowed his players to anticipate opponent movements and intercept imprecise passes reliably.

Alex VI@avazig· Jul 2

Hopefully just an unfounded rumour as he's unreliable. The PL would just break him...

Camavinga injury history. Days missed the last five years: 60/159/56/19/23.

Alex VI@avazig· Jul 1

🤣

QR code on TV screen to buy a TV licence

Alex VI@avazig· Jun 24

Seen on a group chat 🤭

Image of Belgium 0 - Iran 0

With the text "we didn't win against the Run but at least it didn't cost us $300 billion USD"

Alex VI@avazig· Jun 21

Copy cats

One football saying Lamine Yamal has arrived

Alex VI@avazig· Jun 16

That's nothing burger. The whole thing of Barça not paying City is just fake news. It's just a payment plan, which is very common for transfers. It's also why many clubs often avoid paying release clauses, because that means paying the full amount upfront. €13M 2024 €13M 2025

Barça to pay €13M in 2024 and €13M in 2025 according to Stefan Borson

Alex VI@avazig· Jun 15

I don't know about that. This is a known white supremacist making that same gesture.

47 making okay signs with three fingers raised and a circle by index finger and thumb.

Alex VI@avazig· Jun 15

Is it a white supremacist symbol in that context? I know I'd be cancelled if I uploaded my photos of myself as a scuba diver signalling underwater. It looks a lot like this...

Scuba divers making the case sign which is three fingers up and a circle between the index finger and the thumb

Alex VI@avazig· Jun 11

Very different to mine

Brackets with France as winner , Portugal as runners up

Alex VI@avazig· Jun 3

After the 2023/24 season the drop off in goal contributions has been really bad, although it has recovered slightly 23-24 Haaland 27 Foden 19 Álvarez 11 Rodri 8 24-25 Haaland 22 Foden 7 Marmoush 7 Kovacic 6 25-26 Haaland 27 Foden 7 Semenyo 7 Doku 5 ⚽ It's hard to win the league with only one...

Manchester city top scorers in the league 2025/26

Haaland 27
Foden 7
Semenyo 7
Doku 5

Manchester city top scorers in the league 2024/25

Haaland 22
Foden 7
Marmoush 7
Kovacic 6

Manchester city top scorers in the league 2023/24

Haaland 27
Foden 19
Álvarez 11
Rodri 8

Alex VI@avazig· May 28

This is spot on about Rashford and Gordon 😅 Borrowed from @tmotty on Instagram ⚽

Alex VI@avazig· May 28

Yeah, that doesn't look right, but it's not even a new invention. In South Africa and Zimbabwe houses have "solar geysers" installed on their roofs and the water comes out scolding hot.

Picture of a solar geyser on a roof in South Africa

Alex VI@avazig· Apr 27

The Spanish la liga table's bottom half is absolutely mad. If Levante quins their game they could have 35 points, which is 4 points from 11th placed. Half the teams in the league would be in a relegation battle! 🤯