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Avery 🍁🚲

@averyguy

31, fully cooked, fully flared Ontario

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Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· 6d

I feel like I'm being watched

Tuxedo cat and Bengal watch me from kitchen door

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· 7d

Crusty or sum

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· 7d

Canadian cigarettes let you know what's what

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 27

Picture of Mike babcock with the caption "so you're gonna plug in the phone and put it on the screen or I'll fucking do it for you."

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 22

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 21

We can rebuild him, we have the technology

A drone strapped to a fake Goose.

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 21

A picture of a cockateil with the caption, bro really got bald because of the economy... (lots of stress)

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 12

Oh it's so over

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 9

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 9

Kinda tough ngl

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 8

I wanna yap more but I feel like this guy so I don't wanna be a downer

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 5

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Jun 2

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️ wanted to share the chain text I got today

pride chain text

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 22

Oh I'm realizing I never posted a pic of it yet. New bar tape in the works. The aluminum/titanium mix is nice, stiff and light. Feels a bit floaty. Still running tubes, havent converted to tubeless yet.

My bike locked up half on a toilet next to an ac unit

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 22

Post from threads. When you think your dog is barking at nothing, he's actually barking at capitalism.

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 19

"Your fork is backwards" "Ohhh my wheel is backwards" "Noo your fork" "But wouldn't that mean my wheel is backwards too?"

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 17

Needed this today 🥹

Cartoon shrimp on the great wall of China with the caption "you're not unc, you're not cooked, you're not chopped, you're a young Chinese woman and you're gonna make it."

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 16

😎😎😎

My most all-time streamed artist is Gucci Mane with 14,934 minutes streamed with them since I started Spotify in 2016.

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 15

Its 3 black cats too, they're so small

3 black cats in a parking lot

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 13

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 8

Finally pulled the trigger, I dunno when it'll arrive #bikes

State bicycle undefeated disc

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 6

Sorry man can't hang out this weekend on a tight schedule with a screenshot of a calendar 9 to 10 a.m. bite off more than I can chew 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. address elephant in the room 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. toot my own horn noon to 1 p.m. let the cat out of the back 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. or someone's bubble 2 to 3 p.m. bark up the wrong tree 3 to 4 p.m. Knock it before I try it and 4 to 5 p.m. add fuel to a fire.

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 5

OR

State undefeated road

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· May 5

Leaning towards this on Friday, unless I can find a nice local used option before then

state bicycle 6061 all road

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Apr 29

The voices are telling me to buy this #bike Only sad part is the downtube shifter (will need to be upgraded) and the chainring is only 44t

4130 road, state bicycle co in hunter green

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Apr 18

Tried to grab a pic but he was too quick

My hat that says "bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass"

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Apr 16

Pigeon

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Apr 16

This my favourite dinosaur btw

Green cheek conure behind a laptop displaying a raptor so it looks like the bird has a dinosaur body

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Apr 13

A hand holding a bottle of juice that makes you explode

Avery 🍁🚲@averyguy· Apr 11

Emmitt Finnie? More like I'm Finnie bust a massive fucking nut in my new fucking pants holy fuck