Hello, I am Dave
@averylargebear
It costs you nothing to be kind! 🇵🇷 🇵🇷🇵🇷 vagrant homebody Bronx mentality, Upstate reality
Neal, Buzz, Mike--salute to you and all the folks back home at NASA for GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON with basically a Tandy and COMING BACK FROM THE MOON ALIVE in 1969. What in the actual fuck
You should come visit, we're getting a break from The Evil for a bit
Spain's gonna walk this Meanwhile, I am still in awe that Ryan Fox won the Open. Look at the absolute lad nuking that thing into orbit with pure Dad Strength
Having fun with statistical analysis on my off day like the geek that I am (b/c it's gross out)
Jungle mock camo jump suit (summer edition) is an incredible choice, go for it Jason Day
Had a good time outside after being super bummed out all week; the lesson is always go outside
Got my ass beat on hole 9 by the heat, just completely fell apart. Great course, though // Look (and shield your eyes) at my latest score with TheGrint @thegrintgolf #golf
Grinding and getting under the century mark, we love to see it thegrint.com/deeplink/pos...
Just got home from some night golf under the lights at a par 3 up near Lake George--I left at 9 PM and it was still 90 F. Hope you all are well; I'm hoping I can find someone to go be a +30 handicap with this summer!
2 putt the entire round ✅️ Ball striking's completely inconsistent 🚫 40 yd wedge shots 🚫🚫🚫🤢🤢🤢👎👎👎 Grinding 💪💪💪💪✅️✅️✅️✅️
My earliest clear memory of football is Bill Parcells trying to eat Phil Simms alive on MNF and then having to quit after the season b/c he was going to drop dead otherwise Mi rey 💖
Mom's dog is getting more chill about hanging out with me when I come to visit
I may be feeling a bit reactive and tetchy today, hard to say
I had to remind Mom that no Beavis and Butthead, no Daria or King of the Hill, and then she volunteered that she was obsessed with Aeon Flux (I was too young to get it and thought it was gauche) 😒🙄😮💨
Grind time, baby. Had one bad triple b/c I glitched out trying to hit a 50 yd wedge shot I normally hit well, but drove it kinda straight and smoked some 5 irons I cannot fucking putt at all but that's the part of the obsession I'm leaving for last. We're under 50 for 9 and I'm taking it
The rain held off so I took a 6 PM tee time and played 9 more b/c it was like $20 but holy hell playing 18 holes with a full work day in the middle beat my ass at the end. In other news, I'm losing a lot of weight doing this obsessively so that's fun
Had a blast teeing off at 6:45 AM with an old guy coming off shoulder replacement who putts better one-handed than I do with two. Mostly drove it straight, but still feel like my feet are stuck in cement sometimes in my swing Under 50 next time but a nice recovery from a very rough last round
Goddamn right; they can even get their signage back from me if they ask nicely
Every time Susie Wiles comes up now, I just hear Pat narrating every fuck up & disaster happening on her watch from hell *Trump snaps to attention after nodding off mid-press conference* "The President? Up--but woozy"
The ritual humiliation is the point and posting this is like the time I got a 42 on a trig test, immediately told my mom and kept the test up on the fridge unprompted until I got a 92 on the next test No. Mames. 🏌♂️
Work installed Claude and I've never so much as looked at it before--why did no one tell me they had a winking butthole for a logo??? How incredibly fitting
We outcha handicapping and feeling better about a 49 today than the 48 I shot Friday at the same course Onwards (to shooting under a buck consistently)
Will keep in mind, thanks! I made a Google Sheet out on the course today
Ice cold Sam Adams out of the tap after the round is hitting like makeup sex, man
It me, the Golf Motherfucker (Score: 49, one birdie on a par 4, nothing higher than a 7 or+3 on a hole)
About to annihilate myself with multiple pounds of brisket and pulled pork at my desk and I feel *great* about it