Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶

@avnfeatherfault

Casually Chaotic Crow Harpy VTuber 35, 🇨🇦 Genderfluid, She/They Wordbarfing Shitposter Extraordinaire twitch.tv/AvieFeatherfault throne.com/AVNFeatherfault ママ @RiikochanArt パパ @RfAedrisArt DMs are slightly less open because y'all are weird 🔞No Minors

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Jul 9

One of the things I like about coming to work as early as I do is taking a minute to hang out on the fire escape above the harbour and watch the fish catching their breakfast c:

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Jun 26

CHIITAN???????????????

A screenshot of a BlueSky notification showing my previous skeet complaining about dog dicks in werewolf porn was liked by the official account for famous Japanese mascot Chiitan

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 14

Sylus Deepspace is that you

A screenshot showing splash art and gameplay of the character Lucilius from Granblue. I can’t make out wtf is happening in the gameplay part because I’m colorblind af lmaooo

Splash art of the character Sylus from Love and Deepspace in his draconic form, in an outfit notably similar to Lucilius from the previous shot.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 11

sushi by da fire? sushi by da fire.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 11

Having a good mental health day today. Applied to some more jobs, got some stuff done, listened to some musical soundtracks and now I’m just vibing by the fireplace in an oversized dog bed re-listening to the Murderbot Diaries audiobooks. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room.

A photo of a fireplace with several logs burning. The chain curtains are pulled across because these logs dry as fuck and they keep spitting burning wood crap at my face, which is hella rude in my opinion. Really harshing my vibes.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 11

brain is soup dream journal

Was at a Disney Park but it was super fucking whimsical and everything was crazy elaborate with winding paths and different sections were fully immersive worlds based on each Disney IP

Outside the Agrabah section Aladdin and Genie are outside trying to get in and my friends and I are given a LARP style quest to help him sneak into Agrabah and into the park at large for some reason. like hes the star here but ok

During questing we get sidetracked by starring in a CATS musical that’s different from the OG but there was like a quick change / striptease element??? we were slaying tho the crowd loved us

After the show we get back to the Aladdin quest but my phone died trying to contact someone and I needed a new phone to contact someone as part of the quest. A worker at the park had their phone hidden inside a screw-on cap on the leg of a fancy bench and I knew that somehow so I found the bench, unscrewed the cap and took the phone. Cap wouldn’t go back on so I took that with me too

Got a call on the phone and it turned out that the worker who owned the phone also had a second job as like a big environmental government thing and was getting informed about an emergency where a massive nationwide underground system of tunnels and some kind of chemical shit was disintegrating suddenly and the government had no failsafes to protect for the environmental destruction this was about to cause. I didn’t do shit tho because that ain’t my job but I did share the tea in the family groupchat

Needed to give the phone back but couldn’t remember which bench I took it from so I consulted with my coven of witches to request their aid to locate the bench. There was a whole ritual involved and honestly my outfit was kinda slay

Find the bench, and the worker was there so I handed him his phone and explained why I took it. Complimented him on the trick of hiding it in the bench. We chatted for a while. Dude has been working at the park for 20 years and he loves his job. Very chill and whimsical dude, we’re friends now. Didn’t tell him about the environmental crisis at his other job tho. He’s getting deposition’d af lol

Wearing my cute witch outfit and me and the friends are back to the Aladdin quest which now involves a boss fight or something, so we gather allies and supplies for the fight. I recruit friends from a cottagecore asylum cafeteria and Phone Guy is also there. Ariana Grande was there too for some reason. We’re besties now even though she crushed my legs.

By the time I get back to the gang to prepare for the fight someone else had gone ahead and beaten the boss, quest completed. We’re like that was underwhelming but whatever and are on our way back to Aladdin to turn in the quest and conclude his storyline but the I woke up before we got there.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 10

Just shy of 12 minutes in and just had our fourth adbreak Here’s some kittens being obsessed with my cardigan. Baffi (grey) and Fizzgig (tortoiseshell??) say hello.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 9

Doing a sick flip off the roof of a parking garage sounds pretty lit nowadays but I guess that’s frowned upon or some shit so here’s a sleepy Skimble mrrp instead

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 4

the look on my dad's face when I roll up to the marina for our cod jiggin' trip and I whip out and light up THIS BABY

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 3

been missing FFXIV lately but can't go back until I have a job and can pay for a subscription again so in the meantime have some old stuff about Ikki my shitty lil asshole catbard

A screencap of one of those cat people things from Final Fantasy 14 grinning proudly with their hands on their hips, and a shitty MSPaint speech bubble around a tweet that reads "Heh, bad news. I've memorized your attack pattern. The good news is that I'm not athletic enough to dodge any of them so all your attacks will still land like normal"

A picture of one of those catgirl people from Final Fantasy 14 dancing on a table in a war room. The text above reads:

Fun Facts about Ikki Kharyo, the Catgirl Bard:

Fave Food: Mac'n'chee
Fave Instrument: The Loudest
Fave Song: California Girls
Love Language: Bullying
Fave Hobbies: Naptime and Crime
Fave Color: Blue like ur balls haha gottem
Biggest Pro: Will fight anyone for u
Biggest Con: Will fight u too

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· May 2

It was my nephew’s first birthday party today & so I spent my day getting out & being a doting auntie to him & my three nieces & I gotta say, I kinda really needed that today. “Birthdays are fun! That’s why we should have as many birthdays as possible!” Hell yeah, little ducks. Hell yeah.

A sugar cookie in the shape of the number one, with white royal icing and red, yellow, blue and purple polka dots. The top of the one has been bitten off, and the cookie is resting on a colorful napkin with balloon and confetti patterning. Underneath the cookies are the words “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” in colorful font.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 24

I don’t really have much of value to share about my life right now because honestly there’s not much value in it it to start with atm But here’s a video my roomie sent me of our cats being adorable so there’s that

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 21

Today is Skimbleshanks The Crimebag Cat's third Gotcha Day, so I celebrated by giving him a special dinner that included a couple of his favorite treats, extra time with his laser pointer, & he's getting BOTH of his puzzle treat toys before bed. Here's my favorite photo of my dingus son. 💝

a large empty case of Coca Cola cans, consisting of a cardboard tray wrapped in red and white branded plastic wrap, sits on a dining table. A small piebald tabby is sticking his head out of the plastic as he lays inside it, his head tilted and eyes squinted, looking smug. Das my crimebag.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 20

Online job hunting is a fucking nightmare, dude. Fuck Uber Eats I’m so sick of them spamming EVERY job site with a million listings for the same predatory exploitative horsecrap making it even harder to dig for actual decent paying jobs.

A screenshot from Indeed showing five job listings in a row for Uber Eats, targeting students. Only the sixth, partially cut off listing at the bottom is for an unrelated job as a Shipper/Receiver.

A continuation of the Indeed page from the previous screenshot. The same Shipper/Receiver job listing is now at the top, with three more listings for Uber Eats below that, again appealing to students. At the bottom of the page is another partially cut-off job listing for a Sushi Chef.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 16

Roomie to her BF in the middle of CostCo: “Shit we lost Avie, where did they go” Me rematerializing from the void after being overstimulated and nonverbal for the last 20 minutes: “meatbol”

A photo of a costco sample of a beef meatball on a stick, in a small white paper liner.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 14

forgot I had this the last lingering ghost of my Pokemon card collection 😞

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 13

Yever just feel like

Avie Featherfault: “With every day that passes I’m convinced I’m a changeling fae that got shoved into this world. I was born for a world of magic and whimsy and all I got instead was capitalism and mental illness. I hate it here, send me back to the faewilds”

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 12

MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE

A large plate of moose roast set on the edge of a light-toned wooden kitchen island, featuring a pile of boiled and buttered greens, roasted potatoes, roasted moose’s and several cloves of roasted garlic, all drowned in moose au jus.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 12

CrowDad dropped by the house yesterday with a massive moose roast and me and the roomies just finished prepping it and yeeting it into the oven~

a roasting pan with a large moose roast burying amidst a pile of onions, potatoes, garlic and butter.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 12

notice what it does not come with

A cropped screenshot of a Facebook Marketplace listing for a PS5 for $400, with 2 controllers included.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 10

something something alli-gay-tor something something

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 10

One of my roomies works ridiculous hours as airport security so it’s not uncommon for them to be up and about getting ready for work as I’m going to bed, which usually leads to me being a shit in the house group chat at 2am

A conversation started in a group text at 1:56AM.

Green: [RED] stop sneezing you’re scaring away the hoes

Red: No.

Green: rude tbh [angry huffing emote]

Pink: How can you hear [RED] sneezing?

Green: How can you not? I can hear their scream-sneezes from the basement

Green: It’s literally how I tell them apart from your sneeze just now

Red: I haven’t even sneezed that much this morning. It’s usually worse.

Green: TRUST ME I KNOW

A continuation of the group text.

Pink: You know if we were asleep like normal people [RED]’s sneezes would go completely unnoticed

Green: but pokopia

Red: What [PINK] said.

Green: who needs a normal sleep schedule when I’ve got the whimsy in my heart and crippling mental illness (and soul crushing unemployment)

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 7

Guys @nyktosnoctis.bsky.social sent me this adorable sparkly Chocobo playmat and I’m so in love with it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A photo of a Magic: The Gathering Final Fantasy playmat depicting a golden Chocobo running on a green and pink foresty background.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 3

I've been enjoying fishing on VRChat, but I just vibe in a solo world because I'm too old and tired to deal with the bullshit of VRC weirdos, so if you're a moot looking for a cozy spot to vibe while you fish you can poke me for my Steam/VRC add & join my worlds if you want. c:

A sparkly blue and grey dragon in white clothing takes a selfie from the back of a red boat in VRChat.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Apr 1

Anyway the dishwasher’s white now and I didn’t even get to gaslight anybody over it this is bullshit

A photo of a white dishwasher with a magnet that reads “DIRTY AF” stuck to it

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Mar 31

Good luck to everyone! 💝

A reference sheet for a fluffy semi-bipedal dragon character, who is white with purplish iridescent fluff on the body and wings. Their belly plates and horns are golden in color.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Mar 28

me when I'm alone with my thoughts

A two-panel comic using screenshots from "Bob's Burgers." In the top panel, Avie's face has been photoshopped over Tina Belcher, who's lying in bed. The top caption reads, "Do you think terfs know they're stupid people?" In the second panel, Bob Belcher, visibly annoyed, responds "Oh, my God. No, they don't. Avie go to sleep."

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Mar 24

Stream was super fun!! We got a little distracted in the middle watching Robbie Williams throw his butt-meat at hot rollerskating women (don't ask) but we had a great chill time beforeending things off with a trip to @corvustwig.bsky.social's bird zoo! we also thirsted over the moon for some reason

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Mar 23

And we're #LIVE!! Drop on by for cozy vibes and chat as I travel across the Steppes with my trusty steed to make important deliveries in The Legend of Khiimori! GET IN HERE: twitch.tv/aviefeatherfault

Title art for the game Legend of Khiimori, featuring a mongolian woman standing beside a brown and white horse with a black and white mane and tail. The woman's head has been replaced with Avie's chibi gremlin face and the title has been photoshopped ot instead read "The Legend Of Avie's Horsegirl Bullshit"

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault· Mar 23

oh hey look it's a stream schedule SURPRIIISE gonna be pretty lax while I get back into the swing of things, so tonight we're just gonna chill & chat I start a new file in Legend of Khiimori, then we've got Detroit later in the week & maybe even a game night with some friends on Saturday!