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axela@axelak· 28d

www.tumblr.com/doloneia/804...

Tumblr post by doloneia from De 26, 2025: the most unrealistic part of the iliad & odyssey is actually every single time they talk about a hecatomb of cattle like its nothing. 100 cows? in this collapsing late bronze age economy? Where Are You Getting These. Who’s Your Cow Dealer. Can I Have Their Address

axela@axelak· Jul 14

🚨 🚨 🚨!

axela@axelak· Jul 10

The tomatoes were serious about growth while I was on vacation

axela@axelak· Jun 25

Year-long les mis read got to the les amis intro today and uhhhh the problem is immediately apparent

Intro for Enjolras in Les Miserables, higlighted sections: "At twenty-two years old he looked only seventeen. He was serious; he seemed unaware that there was on earth a creature called woman. He had only one passion: rightfulness. Only one thought: to remove any obstacle to it.", "Evadne’s bared breast would have moved him no more than it would have moved Aristogeiton. For him, as for Harmodius <they're gay lovers btw>, the only thing flowers were good for was to conceal the sword. He was stern in his delights. Before all but the Republic he chastely lowered his gaze. He was liberty’s marmoreal lover.", "Woe betide any attempt to make a romantic conquest of him! If any grisette from Place Cambrai or Rue St-Jean-de-Beauvais, seeing that truant-schoolboy face, that pageboy neck, those long fair eyelashes and those blue eyes, that wind-tousled hair, those rosy cheeks, fresh lips, perfect teeth, had hankered after all this youthfulness in its prime and come to try her charms on Enjolras"

A bit of Grantaire's intro in Les Miserables. Highlighted sections: "However, this sceptic had one obsession. This obsession was not an idea, nor a dogma, nor an art, nor a science. It was a man: Enjolras. Grantaire admired, loved and revered Enjolras.", "There are men who seemingly are born to be the verso, the inverse, the reverse. They are Pollux, Patroclus, Nisus, Eudamidas, Hephaestion, Pechméja. Their existence depends on being fronted by another man."

Tumblr ask from Anonymous: "what's wrong with les mis"
Answer from lonelyroommp3: "victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century"

axela@axelak· Jun 19

Siiigh they spamboxed another legit one, if you've had delta dental in the past couple years and want sixteen dollar

axela@axelak· Jun 16

more and more often these days

Redacted version of Shakespeare's sonnet #18: "Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou art... hot"

axela@axelak· Jun 13

Doing kink to tomatoes

axela@axelak· Jun 12

Hey I had the google one AND they spam filtered (apparently legit) notices for lastpass and amazon settlements too

axela@axelak· Jun 10

This is why I like something flippable for this, it's not ambiguous unless it falls off entirely!

axela@axelak· May 31

gender selector of all time (I chose cat)

axela@axelak· May 22

Finally... A white chocolate chip that's shellfish free...

axela@axelak· Apr 7

I have become a terrible ebook hoarder, but now if I don't have something in mind I can go into my Not Begun (Queued) tag and roll randomly until I hit something that speaks to me

axela@axelak· Apr 6

Ah yes... Pnin...

axela@axelak· Mar 18

I looked ahead to the first section after this detour ends and it's like yeah... god forbid you give us unnecessary detail

Jean Valjean had been recaptured.

It will be appreciated if we do not dwell on the painful details. We will confine ourselves to reproducing two items published by contemporary newspapers a few months

axela@axelak· Mar 18

Please sir... this battle doesn't even take place within the time span of the plot... Just tell me what Valjean is up to...

axela@axelak· Mar 17

that was quick, if only our government worked like this

We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise.

First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also

axela@axelak· Mar 17

tumblr support when you complain to them about the change they announced today

**If this is regarding changes to engagement actions along the reblog chain**, please see our reply here: https://www.tumblr.com/changes/811285635102130176/its-very-clear-that-you-all-have-strong-feelings?source=share

axela@axelak· Mar 14

(www.tumblr.com/rabid-transc...)

"Sorry I'm booked all weekend." Friday: drawing of a knife, drawing of Jason from Friday the 13th. Saturday: drawing of a knife, drawing of a pie. Sunday: drawing of a knife, drawing of Julius Caesar

axela@axelak· Mar 3

The blood worm moon wants me to fuck up my sleep schedule

axela@axelak· Feb 24

Looking for eye stickers for my roomba (it's old googly eyes are too high-profile and get broken) and finding some quality product photos

A woman working on a laptop adorned with eighteen large dragon eye stickers

A woman playing a guitar adorned with several large dragon eye stickers

axela@axelak· Feb 24

damn right

axela@axelak· Feb 24

goffy

axela@axelak· Feb 18

I was really off on a couple (dialed.gg)

axela@axelak· Feb 14

Frankly it calls for one of these

#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit

axela@axelak· Feb 13

Les Mis Dæmons canon (1.5.5)

Animals are nothing other than the physical representation of our virtues and vices, wandering about before our eyes, the visible spectres of our souls. God lets us see them so as to make us think. However, since animals are mere shadows, God has made them capable only of being trained, not educated. What good would it serve? By contrast, our souls being realities and having a purpose of their own, God has given them intelligence, that is to say the capability to be educated. A good social education can always elicit from any soul whatsoever the usefulness it contains.

axela@axelak· Feb 12

I've been Influenced (from youtu.be/O-hqFCLsydU?..., it is indeed both easy and delicious, now I just need to see if it freezes and reheats well)

axela@axelak· Feb 7

Re: what I bring to parties

axela@axelak· Jan 30

axela@axelak· Jan 29

Yes you're right, that's definitely what I meant to type