Oh and he's a piece of fucking shit. I’ll remind you of that part

Jay Mariotti wants you to know he still exists

What a night.

Ja Rule. #Cancelled

Welp, it’s a catcher.

I remember him tweeting throughout his midlife crisis. Special time.

Beyond parody

Some senile old man got on the field and screamed at the crew chief about the weather

Life if you are not a White Sox fan.

This is fun. I wish it were longer.

The White Sox are 15-10 in May with three games left to play. They’ve officially clinched their first winning month since May 2023.

Welp, get ‘em tomorrow

I read he’s doesn’t field well, but so be it. It should be fun.

White Sox win. #SuckItPCA

Same script every Crosstown Series. This today, tomorrow will be attendance joke, followed by “dangerous neighborhood”, and cap it off with “we don’t care about the Sox”.

Homers are cool but nothing beats TWTW

Tristan Peters folks. Three years in, and the GM has exactly one outfield prospect worth talking about, and he’s in Double-A.

finally a ball

What a start

Run differential, smun differential.

Sorry but MY Chicago White Sox are in third place in the AL Central.

A Chicago White Sox team with what?

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