Boobert

@b00bert

Bluesky reply guy, Philly sports fan 🦅, world traveler, theme park enthusiast, chef de cuisine at my house. YNWA 🔴 PSU 🔵 he/him

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Boobert@b00bert· 11d

At least Jonathan Swan was smart enough to not get a photo with him *smiling, arms around each other*

Maggie Haberman smiling in the Oval Office with her friend Donald Trump

Boobert@b00bert· 17d

Old meme of guy at baseball game explaining something to a girl who is having *none* of it lol

Boobert@b00bert· 18d

VJ Edgecombe smiling through it all. He can’t believe this is his life.

Boobert@b00bert· 18d

This picture of Mike Gansey and LeBron James is already in tee shirt print shops along the Jersey Shore

Current Sixers GM Mike Gansey and current Philadelphia 76er LeBron James posing together for a photo from their old Ohio HS basketball circuit

Boobert@b00bert· 19d

Meme of Lin Manuel Miranda in Hamilton looking at a phone, disheartened

Boobert@b00bert· Jul 8

Embodiment of this tweet 😂

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks.
What the fuck.

Boobert@b00bert· Jul 7

Clearly he doesn’t think so! He’s going the Pod Save Bro route of going “lol Bluesky isn’t reality”

“Post is going over well with the Bluesky crowd lol”

Ken’s response to Marisa’s post

Boobert@b00bert· Jul 3

Posting this unironically

“Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is my life”

LeBron James insta post / meme

Boobert@b00bert· Jun 16

Only thing that brings me solace is that despite this, he’s still an incredibly unhappy and unfulfilled individual and will be for the rest of his life. The JCA tweet comes to mind:

Joyce Carol Oates on Twitter, on Elon:

So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world."

Boobert@b00bert· Jun 11

South Africa’s opening game of the World Cup vs. Mexico

Mike Fossey tweet: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

Boobert@b00bert· May 27

Big Katie Hopkins energy here

Katie Hopkins old tweet: This is how it feels to be a white Feminist woman.

There is a target on her forehead she placed herself.

Boobert@b00bert· May 12

Ken looking like he had to do it to em

Boobert@b00bert· May 11

I hate that there’s currently a decent chunk of young moms out there listening to and responding like this:

Boobert@b00bert· May 6

Taken at my local pump with $4.67 regular - something tells me a lotta refuelers are gonna leave here beaned up 😂

A sign outside of my local Lukoil saying “FREE 12OZ LAVAZZA COFFEE, $20 MINIMUM”

Boobert@b00bert· Apr 29

I love a good “love wins” story!

In March 2007, 17-year-old high school senior Chelsea Doss (now Chelsea Brooke Rose), traveled four hours from Eagleville to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, to participate in the state's 79th annual Future Farmers of America convention. Over the course of three days, her Eagleville High School chapter competed in the state competition, and nine of its members, including Chelsea, won the State Superior award, a top showing. That wasn't all. Chelsea also won the State Job Interview contest, and was even named the 2007-2008 Tennessee FFA
Association state president.

Among the convention attendees was her future husband, the then vice chairman of the board of the Tennessee FFA and current Tennessee congressman John Rose.

Not even four years later, according to an engagement announcement in the now-defunct local paper the Eagleville Times, the two were married. Chelsea was at the time a
21-year-old college senior at Tennessee
Technical University; John was a 45-year-old software executive with a long history of involvement in the Tennessee FFA, a board member of both the FFA and chairman of the board at Chelsea's college.

Boobert@b00bert· Apr 22

Never believe a “Conservative commentator turning over a new leaf” column, especially if it has a thumbnail like this

Boobert@b00bert· Apr 22

Choosing to believe FSU women’s soccer team only sent pro-Trump teammates to DC for the photo op

Congratulations, Florida State Women’s Soccer!

Boobert@b00bert· Apr 15

Jeez they’re already doing an IRL adaptation of that crappy Chris Pratt movie? lol

Boobert@b00bert· Apr 10

Here’s CPI since Trump was elected too. You can see where “Liberation Day” happened, where the number fudging happened, and where the war started!

Boobert@b00bert· Apr 7

I was surprised by at this tweet at the time but he was just predicting American media’s endgame early

i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content.

Boobert@b00bert· Apr 6

He tried explaining it back in February and I’m even more confused after finding it 😂

"IT DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING, SOME PEOPLE PUT A PERIOD THERE (AFTER THE R), MY FIRST NAME IS R MASON. THERE'S A SPACE IN BETWEEN THE CAPITAL R AND THE CAPITAL M. MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE AN R NAME, LIKE RICHARD OR RAYMOND...”

Boobert@b00bert· Mar 27

I’m actually not sure! I just know of these types that are put together 2 or 3 at a time, in packaging like old 6-packs:

Boobert@b00bert· Mar 13

This guy piggybacking on it too - media has to call them out for who they are.

Congressman Randy Fine
We need more Islamophobia, not less.

Fear of Islam is rational.

Boobert@b00bert· Mar 13

His pinned follow-up on the post is saying it “is simply not true” he was paid $1,500 for the post - what a joke.

Thank you again for the grace many of you have shown. I want to address another claim that's started circulating in the comments.

Someone alleged that I was paid $1,500 for that post. That is simply not true.

Boobert@b00bert· Mar 7

Boobert@b00bert· Mar 5

I mean COME ON

The AI model shown with iShowSpeed, another influencer

Boobert@b00bert· Feb 6

Omg it’s IRL gigachad

Boobert@b00bert· Jan 16

Still prescient almost a decade later 🥴

Tweet

Conservatives: Lets round up Muslims and put them in camps

Liberals: HIRE 👏 MORE 👏 WOMAN 👏 GUARDS 👏

Boobert@b00bert· Jan 14

A blursed photo

Boobert@b00bert· Jan 12

Same energy