b3lt3r

@b3lt3r

grumpy, judgemental and with ninja class rbf..... but I like memes and puns so not all bad, amirite?

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b3lt3r@b3lt3r· 1d

Oooerrrr!

Promo picture for adventures of a plumbers mate - an undoubtedly awful British sex "comedy"

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· 2d

Downtown Boston, mid 80's or so...

A much younger b3lt3r leaning against a crossing light in downtown Boston

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b3lt3r@b3lt3r· 10d

AI flyers you say?

AI generated image of a female pilot in leather jacket , helmet and goggle standing in front of a biplane

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b3lt3r@b3lt3r· 19d

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· 19d

You boy, what month is it?

Alistair Sim as Scrooge leaning out of the window

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· 20d

Lol. I saw this a couple of days ago and immediately thought, is that Natania? No idea about the outfit origin but it would be awesome. Just needs a sword to complete the look.

Black and white image of a young woman staring off camera, medium length hair swept back and wearing a black dress with a laced leather panel at the waist. Sleeves are off the shoulder extending from upper arm to wrist. Winged eyeliner, crucifix earrings and necklace and a kind of black choker complete the look.

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· 25d

Amy Adams from Arrival holding a sign for the aliens which reads "I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn"

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Jul 9

Don't ever say I'm not helpful!

Image of what could be a sign that is mostly blank space and the caption

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b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Jul 1

An ill advised Bob you say?

Terrifying stilted picture of Robert Jenrick

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Jun 30

Alan Partridge saying "LYNN, THESE ARE GEX PEOPLE"

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Jun 30

He was in one of the films as a henchman wasn't he? Tee-Hee 😊

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Jun 26

sand sculpture outline of Wil-e coyote limbs akimbo face down and submerged in sand, presumably having walked off a cliff and plummeted into the ground

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Jun 26

Why on earth can't I take my Happy Eater restaurant in with me, killjoys!

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Jun 24

I don't think it's driving that Will needs to do carefully

Roadsign in the UK

WILSFORD CUM LAKE
Please drive carefully

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· May 23

He did what now??? Oh, I see - different edge, different pole.

BBC headline says "Russell edges Antonelli to take pole for Canada sprint"

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b3lt3r@b3lt3r· May 20

For one heart-stopping moment....

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· May 16

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· May 15

My favourite fridge magnet

Fridge magnet with a pic of Albert Einstein saying "it is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom"

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· May 13

Tell me I'm wrong.

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· May 10

Counterpoint to all the news about flights being cancelled. This is a realtime view of the small slice of sky over my house on the path in towards Heathrow and Europe

Realtime map of adsb data sent by aircraft in a radius of c. 50 miles around my house in wet Berks. Total aircraft is around 30

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· May 6

I really don't know where to begin

Smiling female rugby player with a news headline saying "smaller balls for women's rugby, worst decision ever"

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Apr 29

Dammit, always assumed they were Star Bars

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Apr 14

Well... #1 son just packed all his stuff into a van and headed North towards Manchester. Was fine until I saw his bear "snowy" which he got when he came home from special care 32 years ago. Oof.

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Apr 8

I'm a fan for sure! Oh wait, different Genesis 😊

Genesis from Starfleet Academy with outstretched hand

b3lt3r@b3lt3r· Mar 2