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Badbeard

@badbeard

Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time. ✊🐸 he/him

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Badbeard@badbeard· 25d

If I had the time and the money I would get one of these and build a custom camper unit. My Mojo Swaptops dreams could come true!

Kia PV5 chassis cab that they are planning on offering. A platform on which you could install whatever you want.

Badbeard@badbeard· 26d

A classic from Edinburgh

Bellenden Gardens in Edinburgh. A street that looks like a bell-end.

Badbeard@badbeard· 27d

Refreshed the feed and was blessed with this perfect timeline from @happytoast.co.uk and @pixelatedboat.bsky.social

Timeline screenshot, top skeet from Happy Toast has a video of (I assume) Mick Jagger. Text reads 'He can't get no satisfaction #ENGARG'.
Skeet below from Pixelated Boat reads 'England still has the world darts champion and that's all that matters'.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 12

Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.

Captain Haddock from Tintin holding what looks suspiciously like a bottle of buckfast.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 12

Ref:

Bette Davis in Whatever Happened To Mary Jane (1962) with all the black eyeliner. She really does have Bette Davis Eyes.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 9

This is why I remove tracking from YT URLs...

Screenshot of YT telling me that the link came from Miker and asking if I want to allow messaging.
My YT username is very close to my real name and I should probably change that...

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 9

Hippo Burpsday Two Ewe!

A hippo with its mouth wide open. It could be burping.

Two ewes.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 7

Now Karl. You've gotten this all wrong.

Origin and history of gotten
gotten
a past participle form of get, showing vestiges of the Old English form of the verb. With adverbs, "obtained or acquired" (in some specified manner) from mid-14c.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 5

Need to find a Vektar to add to the fleet.

Proportional picture for the Raleigh Vektar. Based on the Grifter (I think) it has white mag wheels and white bodywork. There was a 'computer' in the center console. It looks rad and cyberpunk AF.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 5

Future Modern double act, just for @threadinburgh.scot

My Si Clair C5 human electric hybrid trike from 1985 sat in front of my gen 1 Honda Insight petrol electric hybrid from 2000.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 5

🎶They see me rollin'...🎶

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 5

HWFG!

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 4

I might not tell anyone my partner is away for the weekend but there will be signs!

A half-rebuilt Sinclair C5 trike sitting on top of a vintage Black and Decker workmate in our living room.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 4

Update. Disembarked successfully. No complaints from the MGMT.

Both cats remain in place with a Badbeard's legs width gap between them.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 4

Oop, Dynamo must have heard you and had a wee rear paw stretch for you.

The white cat has low stretched out her rear paws up by her head. Her eyes are still covered.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 4

Look at them!

A mostly white and tabby cat covers here eyes with her white paws.

The other cat, much more tabby, also covers his eyes with his paws.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 4

I guess I am staying here today. Happy Caturday! #ProofOfCat #Caturday

My partner is away this weekend so I have both cats to myself. They have settled themselves either side of me in bed, trapping me under the covers. Woe is Badbeard, how much must I suffer?! (Not a lot).

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 3

lol (cc @gregpak.net)

Screenshot of my timeline. With Karl's Ned Flanders glee on top and a Greg Pak skeet below titled 'Cast yourself as a villain'.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jul 3

Hi!

A white and tabby cat lies on top of the bed covers between me and my partner. She has rested her head on my wife's hips and really doesn't look that comfortable.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 27

Matrix title meme but the text reads:
TEENAGE
MUTANT
NINJA
TURTLES.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 26

Made a new pal. Say hi to Pepper!

A beautiful whippet standing in the shade with her mouth open.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 25

Good Morning!

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 23

We have had two appear in the patch I decided to leave wild this year.

A pink and purple orchid poking out of a deep bed of clover and grass.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 21

Michael and Peter in their finest Podcast Wear

Australian magazine advert with two men in light blue 'fashion shorts', knee length white socks, loafers, short sleeve shirts, and very flamboyant ties. RETVRN.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 19

Good Evening!

A huge rainbow behind our house lit by the late evening sun. The tops of the trees are also lit up.

Close up if the rainbow with a tree top in the foreground.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 19

Bless the blocklists, protecting me from knowing what he's responding to.

Screenshot of the quoted skeet but the one he's responding to says Post Blocked.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 19

[Ghengis Khan has entered the chat]

Map of Eurasia overlaid with the extent of the Mongol Empire and the countries where dumplings are a staple. It's the same mao. Text reads: MAP 4.2. Stuffed boiled dumplings and the Mongol Empire, 1200-1350. Contemporary stuffed dumplings with dozens of different names and minor variations in the preparation map onto the former extent of the Mongol Empire. They all have a wheat dough wrapper (which was sometimes leavened in China), a filling of meat (usually lamb) and onions, and a pleated seal. Although scholars still debate the origin and etymology of these dumplings, it is clear that the Pax Mongolica shaped the geography of their diffusion. Pierogi have a cheese filling. The Japanese gyoza was a later adoption from China. The relations with baked or fried dumplings, called sanbusak and samosa, and with ravioli are unclear. Sources: Buell and Anderson, Soup for the Qan, 113; Serventi and Sabban, Pasta, 327-29; personal communication Alice Arndt, Glenn Mack, Sharon Hudgins, Aylin Tan, and Fuchsia Dunlop.
Map notes:
Kreplach

OMoscow

Kalduny

Kiev

Pelmeni

Pieroghi

Vareniki

Pel'meni

Bukhara

Ravioli

Constantinople

Manti

Tabriz

Samarkand

Mervo

Chuchvara

Karakorum

Kashgar

Khotan

Yellow

OR

Khanbalik

Mandu

Tietsin

Gyoza

Mediterranean

Sea Damascus

Baghdad

Isfahan Sanbusak

Indus

Delhi

Ganges

R.

Mantou

Mekong

Yangtze

R.

Zaitun

Red Sea

Arabian Sea

Samosa

Bay of Bengal!

South China Sea

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 19

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this political party what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Michael Palin and John Cleese in the Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch that I am paraphrasing. Yes, I am implying that the Labour party is already dead.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 18

Here's my ID Mr Starmer

My Bluesky poasting licence.

Badbeard@badbeard· Jun 17

Dynamo would say hi but she's very busy!

A white and tabby cat lounging in the sun on a freshly mown lawn.