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bad dowser@baddowser· 25d

I hope you like sprouts

An image of a section of text from The Black Arts by Richard Cavendish, the previous text continues:

"reply, 'I am watering my plant.' The spirit will ask you for the brandy bottle, telling you that he wants to do the watering himself, but you must refuse. If you persist in refusing, he will show you the pattern which you traced on the head. You can now be certain that this is the spirit of the head and not a deceiving spirit. Give him the bottle and let him water the head. Next morning, the ninth day, the beans will be sprouting. Take them, put them in your mouth and look in a mirror. You should see no reflection of yourself, because the beans carry the invisibility of the dead and buried head. Do not swallow the beans, as you can only become visible again by taking them out of your mouth."

bad dowser@baddowser· 25d

"The grimoire does not account for the other two beans, but presumably they go in the nostrils."

An image of a section of text from The Black Arts by Richard Cavendish which reads: "The Grimorium Verum provides a method of making yourself invisible which is often quoted. Begin on a Wednesday before sunrise with seven black beans and the head of a dead man Put one bean in the head's mouth, two in its eyes, two in its ears. The grimoire does not account for the other two beans, but presumably they go in the nostrils. Trace a pattern of your own design on the head with your fingers and bury it in the ground, facing upwards. Water it with good brandy every morning before sunrise. On the eighth day, as you are doing this, a spirit will appear and say, 'What are you doing?' You"

bad dowser@baddowser· 26d

A screenshot from the Seinfeld episode "The Abstinence"; George and Elaine are a sitting on the same side of a booth in Monk's Diner. The subtitles say "[SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]"

bad dowser@baddowser· Jul 4

Saved you a spot

bad dowser@baddowser· Jul 2

I was watching Eerie, Indiana with my daughter just the night before last and noticed that the Dragon of the Black Pool makes an appearance

A screenshot from the early '90s series Eerie, Indiana. Two boys open their fortune cookies outside the Dragon of the Black Pool Chinese restaurant

bad dowser@baddowser· Jun 17

Oh, no, this is the alchemy I yearn for.

A black and white film still of a man and woman, crouching — beginning to embrace and kiss on the floor of a stone-walled room. Alembics and other glassware used in an alchemical work are propped up on various wooden tables and stools throughout the room. The subtitle reads: "Oh, no, this is the alchemy I yearn for."

bad dowser@baddowser· May 9

"I, on the other hand, pay Apple a monthly fee..."

Darrill, as performed by Kids in The Hall's Mark McKinney, is pictured with long brown hair, pulled straight back in a ponytail, glasses, a black and silver bolo tie, over a thin grey turtleneck, under a black leather biker jack. He appears to be in a restaurant. A menu is written on a chalkboard in the background

bad dowser@baddowser· Mar 27

This reminds me of the cool Art Deco style S.H.I.E.L.D logo from Electra: Assassin

bad dowser@baddowser· Mar 18

Snow Job going "Ooooo..." the end of that "don't give him the stick" Fenslerfilm clip

bad dowser@baddowser· Mar 8

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 26

Not even McDonald's. I hope someone follows these dicks around doing this

Eddie Murphy doing the "I got McDonald's" taunt/dance from "Eddie Murphy Raw"

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 25

This color though

Cover of Gary L'Ange Noir et Ses Demons record, Ya Ya Twist

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 21

Pictured here at 18 years of age, gone 18 years today. I miss you 🖤

A black and white yearbook photograph of a handsome white man with dark hair styled into a pompadour. He is wearing a jacket, tie, and white collared shirt

The caption reads: "General
Mad scientist...Cautious... Deep thinker Lighting Club 2,3,4...Radio Club 2...Chemistry Club 3...A.V.A. 2,3
Future: Uncertain"

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 19

Are those notches for injured or killed pedestrians and cyclists?

A Tesla "Cybercab" door with a graphical flourish composed of a row of a short vertical lines

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 14

Coeurs Volants (1936) Cahiers d'Art cover

Blue text on saturated red background reads "CAHIERS D'ART" above three nested, slightly skewed heart images, alternating colors from blue to red to blue from smallest to largest, the color contrast producing a vibrating effect due to the mechanism by which the human visual system processes color

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 14

Bonne Fête des Amoureux. I made this anaglyph this morning

A red/blue 3D anaglyphic rendering of what a viewer might see when interacting with Marcel Duchamp's "Étant donnés : 1° la chute d'eau 2° le gaz d'éclairage…" at the Philadelphia Museum of Art

From Wikipedia: "The artwork is a tableau, visible only through a pair of peepholes—one for each eye—in a wooden door, of a nude woman lying on her back on a hill with her face hidden, legs spread, holding a gas lamp in the air in one hand against a landscape backdrop."

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 10

Senator Tankerbell, Dixiecrat, GA mops his brow at the podium during a press conference

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 6

Missing my weird little goofball with the hypoplastic cerebellum tonight. Hard to believe she's been gone for 11 years

A tabby American shorthair cat basks in sunlight on a crappy rug on a vinyl tile floor. She is contented but curious

A tabby American shorthair cat is curled up asleep on a tweed upholstered sofa. There is a multicolor striped crocheted afghan to her left

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 3

We've come a long way, baby

A slapdash closet with a yellow-orange door labeled 641A is illuminated by a single fluorescent ceiling fixture. There is an acoustic ceiling tile askew in the grid overhead and a ladder leans against the rightmost wall of the closet. Dark metal cabinets which reach nearly to the ceiling crowd the foreground

bad dowser@baddowser· Feb 2

I'm sure I'm not the first to make this connection, but...

Billionaire douche character Russ Hanneman from the TV series "Silicon Valley" holds up "Tres Comas" tequila, mugging to the camera with a fistful of cash on the other hand

bad dowser@baddowser· Jan 29

Jake Busey as "Joseph" in the 1997 Robert Zemeckis adaptation of Carl Sagan's "Contact" in the character's final moments as seen on a CCTV monitor

bad dowser@baddowser· Jan 28

The only exception that springs to mind, but I'm curious how many others there are

Interfax Harmonic Percolator HP-1 distortion pedal

bad dowser@baddowser· Jan 20

Sorry to barge in but just in case you haven't seen this from March 1975 that I just stumbled upon. It actually lists the names of Sonex personnel, including Shandera, p. 68 www.worldradiohistory.com/Archive-All-...

Sonex International Corp. S827

4001 West Alameda, Suite 100, Burbank, Calif. 91505

Products: Lum-A-Key*, Digital Dissolve*, R-Matte*. Personnel: James A. Mendrala, Jaime H. Shandera, H. L. Peterson, James
I. McAtee

bad dowser@baddowser· Jan 19

I don't think there has been any detailed reporting on it, but I saw it on a map that was published recently: goo.gl/maps/JG9FMVe...

MONTGOMERY COUNTY FIRE ACADEMY

ICE Contractors Since 1/20/2025 - SLUDGE

Total Obligated Since 1/20/2025 $10,000.00
Prime Award Descriptions RENTAL OF FIRING RANGE FACILITY
Country UNITED STATES
Address 1175 CONSHOHOCKEN RD
City CONSHOHOCKEN
State PENNSYLVANIA
Zip 194281028

bad dowser@baddowser· Jan 19

Death

In 2001, Atkins's coronary arteries were 30 to 40 percent blocked, according to Patrick Fratellone, his cardiologist and employee.

bad dowser@baddowser· Dec 14

I'm at the combination Texas Roadhouse and Swedenborg Foundation

A Google Street view location image of the entrance to a Texas Roadhouse restaurant. A Google place marker overlay reads "Swedenborg Foundation" and to the right an icon overlay with a knife and fork in a circle indicating a dining establishment

bad dowser@baddowser· Nov 12

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bad dowser@baddowser· Oct 10

Bowie posing with one upside-down/lefty

bad dowser@baddowser· Sep 21