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Bad Horse

@badhorse

A horse is a horse, unless it's the criminal mastermind behind the Evil League of Evil, of course. Watch your step or you'll end up like Wilbur.

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Bad Horse@badhorse· 3d

Sean Connery on celebrity Jeopardy taking the category "The Pen is Mightier"

Bad Horse@badhorse· 17d

Green, obviously

Steve Mnuchin looking like a 1930s serial villain holding up a square plate of dollar bills fresh out of the money factory

Bad Horse@badhorse· 19d

What's that sonny? The Beckrooms?

Beck

Bad Horse@badhorse· 21d

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Bad Horse@badhorse· 29d

Haha, never stop, Internet

Analysis of commentary on the Wikipedia edit summary referencing user "DaRealPoopster2" in a serious conversation.

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jul 18

Maxine Waters thing to herself, "Oh it's that dipshit again"

She knows just what to do

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jul 15

"But now we shall both surely drown", said the Frog.

"lol" said the Scorpion, "Imao".

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jul 10

Every once in a while they do something truly funny but like 9/10 of their jokes are by this guy and it's glaringly obvious.

Classic meme with the mad crying guy wearing a smirking mask.

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jul 9

Rod Hilton @rodhilton@mastodon.social

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

Dec 25, 2022, 24:32 Edited Dec 25, 08:44 Web 12K 18K

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Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 26

Oh fuck Thanks I hate it

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 26

Waffles for the blood god!

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 23

A big knife, because what could be more badass?

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 17

Londo Mollari (as featured during his frequently memed interview on the History channel) is not saying it was the humans.

But it WAS the human.

They cannot be trusted, you see?

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 13

I'm just gonna leave this evergreen gem right here.

Rod Hilton
@rodhilton@mastodon.social

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 12

Spider man pointing at spider man, you know the one

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 12

Stop the count!!!

The Count from Sesame Street punching out Donald Trump with a mean right hook. He's truly a menace.

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 9

Related:

"These people have no fucking idea what so ever.

If you're in this box you probably wouldn't eat a banana that contains DNA"

(excerpt from joke political alignment chart)

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 9

Fonts and kerning are important, people!

"Cut Masters" sign on a barber shop, but because of the font choice it could plausibly also say "Clit Masters"

Bad Horse@badhorse· Jun 2

E Pluribus Anus flag

Bad Horse@badhorse· May 22

Bad Horse@badhorse· May 20

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Zathras

Bad Horse@badhorse· May 7

Is anyone even surprised by this anymore? Same thing every week.

Breaking news: iran and the US say peace deal is close

Breaking news (1 hour later) Iran and US are shooting at each other and the peace deal looks doubtful

Bad Horse@badhorse· May 2

Truly a fuel source for the ages

There's coffee in that nebula.

Bad Horse@badhorse· Apr 24

Spock does not follow your logic

Bad Horse@badhorse· Apr 22

Sephiroth says

Bad Horse@badhorse· Apr 14

Share one of your favorite movie robots

Anakin Skywalker as seen in Attack of the Clones

Bad Horse@badhorse· Apr 13

Right????? I thought for sure that would have set off alarm bells when it happened but NOPE!

A golden statue (idol?) of trump being wheeled into CPAC back in 2021.

Bad Horse@badhorse· Apr 9

Obscure historical references is 100% on brand

Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

Bad Horse@badhorse· Apr 8

I am proud of you, my protege

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