I don't know what happened, I told Lumen how much you guys liked his last predicament and he just started sprinting into the abstractness of time itself? Can all nerds do this?

Nerd Yoga Lumen taking a deep relaxing breath (he's lucky it stopped at the eyes)

Deserved as hell, little buddy. Congrats! Let's see Murphy using Alfie as a one handed dumbell 👊🥰

I drew this little guy a few days back, please enjoy and bully him. His name is Lumen, his nickname is glowstick cause he's bioluminescent and it activates when he's flustered. Also he knits 🩵🩵🩵

I did squirlify him one time! Technicality win?

Catch me selling cigarettes and giving someone a swirly while yapping about a lackluster art exhibit If anyone is weird about my handwriting, I fucking SWEAR... Had some dork do the main word-putting on his computer for me

Just a reminder that I have great tits that can pinch my tie 💪😁 Commed artwork by ✨ @daemonxheart.bsky.social ✨ who popped off entirely and made me very happy

I have seen all Bergman movies, I have big thoughts on uncle Vanya and Hamlet but the BEST character is Megarat from Tom and Jerry Forbidden Compass. China popped way the fuck off with the writing and design is for this fat, ugly, probably stinky, cunning, charismatic rat who HATES god and sings

Shitty day and my commute was ass. So I drew Murphy as a sith lord cause I wanted to feel good at something. Happy Star Wars Day, dorks

CW: very very hot and sexual Yeah, I did that. It's whatever 💅💅

A lil post arm curl Murphy by the very good boy @stellatoasty.bsky.social

Hey there

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is anti-worker rhetoric Pull yourself up by your ✨UNDERWEAR✨ Right now! For your comrades' amusement! Matter of fact? 😠 You'll probably do it wrong! Here!

@stellatoasty.bsky.social drew me like a god damn disney character. Guess he hoped making me look cute would save his ass. Learned his lesson by minute three of being my yo-yo 🩵🩵✨

Unfortunately for my opponents, I just found a discipline I can REALLY get into 🩵🔥 ¡Nada como un buen calzón chino a medio enfrentamiento! "Giving up yet or do I pull more?" Amazing art by Mike Hiroki on twitter #wedgie #sumo #wrestling

Hey. We saw you from across the room and you look like a loud squealer. My tail thinks you have tighty whities on. I, on the other hand, KNOW you have em on. No, no. Your voice isn't helping your case. Good, good, look at him... Just like that, focus on him.

Saw this artistic hotguy on instagram and thought it matched my nipples. I do have a penis, this is not an anatomy reveal. Yes, my tail is cooler than me we don't have to talk about it.

"Squeal. Louder. Weakling..." *sssssSTRETTTTTTTCHHHH* A little gravity powered wedgie from the rock golem I'm normal about 🤤🤤🥵 @haxsmacks.bsky.social popped off, thaaaank you mate! ✨✨🩵✨

At this point I wanna see you make it to 36. Put me on bully team

Hatio and you I swear (Fucking dorks 🥰🩵)

Well... I got my x-rays back... Yeah, uncurable. They say it's in my bones now 🤘😔

This counts, right?

As you all know I'm normal as fuck, so I commissioned the great @madbunny.bsky.social to draw my hubby Nameless Stone Monster because despite the fact that he's only on screen one episode and dies (spoilers) there isn't a ton of wedgie art of him AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU I DESERVE GIFTS TOO 😡

Ugh. It's like people should admit they just vibe and stop pretending there's rules...

*laughs*

Alfie this squirming is very unprofessional. Go limp sooner. Now! *yank* Let's go through your mistakes, shall we? 🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social 🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵 (wet willy alt)

November 20th Dia de la Revolución! My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs! @hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!

Still don't have a phone but it's my birthday and I allow myself so little pleasures so fuck it a Bara Murph if it was on a blackboard

Sometimes - for no reason, all of a sudden - I have days like this that are one good thing after the next. It's wild to me how good a day I was having even BEFORE @brieflyy33n.bsky.social surprised me with this fucking gem! Haven't smiled like this in ages 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

Some stickers I use on telegram to show I can be your angle or your debble 😇🩵👹🩵